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Drinking the tears of my haters.

Katılım Ekim 2020
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Ethan 🇨🇲
Ethan 🇨🇲@tebzafc·
What did people do in caveman times when someone tore an ACL?
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Micheal D
Micheal D@micheal_ws18·
Gym goers: what’s one exercise you refuse to do, no matter how much people hype it up?
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DonGottiBets
DonGottiBets@_dongotti_·
@TheBHentel What position gets away with producing the least? Prolly DT
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BHENtel
BHENtel@TheBHentel·
Having a debate . What’s the easiest position to play in football? I say safety .
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Rico Rico
Rico Rico@Ricoknowstiktok·
@TheBHentel The "easiest" positions to play in football. 1. Kick Off Specialist 2. FG/XP Holder 3. Long Snapper 4. Kicker 5. Punter 6. Punt Team Gunner 7. Full Back (There's nothing easy about it, but it's fairly simple). Most difficult positions: 1. Quarterback 2. Center 3. OT
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marina 🌸
marina 🌸@themarinadove·
i need it to be 90 again so i can walk around outside butt naked
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Anti Picks
Anti Picks@theAntiPicks·
How to build a great NFL roster QB- White RB - Black WR1 - Black (Shifty) WR2 - Black (Big) WR3 - White (gritty) TE - White OT/OG - Samoan/ Nigerian C - Midwest White DL - Nigerian NT- Samoan CB- Jits S - One black One White LB - White with long hair + Big black guy
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Kutlo 👷
Kutlo 👷@kletlape·
What’s a fitness “rule” you completely ignore… and still get results? 👀🔥 No judging 😅
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No filter Skin
No filter Skin@NoFilterSkin·
My coworker passed away from a stroke because she was stressed out trying to figure out how she was going to pay bills, get to work, and take care of her kids. They fired her not knowing she had passed and replaced her in 2 days. STOP STRESSING OUT OVER THESE JOBS. Live your life! Get some rest! Use your PTO, Take a vacation! Have faith!
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marina 🌸
marina 🌸@themarinadove·
to believe sex workers benefit from porn addiction means to believe in magical thinking that sexual women are capable of corrupting the minds of men and make them sexually impotent by reproductive standards. US christians still literally believe we are in league with the devil.
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Sweet Briizy
Sweet Briizy@sweetbriizy·
Rare work selfie. Working in empty homes> working in occupied homes.
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ً@prinkasusa·
I started my period unexpectedly at work and bled through onto an office chair. I was mortified because my manager was a man. I told him, bracing for humiliation. You know what he did? He didn’t make me clean the stain while panicking. He quietly got cleaning supplies, took care of the chair, handed me his jacket to tie around my waist, made sure I had pads, and helped me find a change of clothes. No jokes. No disgust. No scene. He just made sure I was okay.
LADE HERSELF@Thebiglade

Bro to bro, your girlfriend did this, what would you do??

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Amjad
Amjad@7vww_·
تخرجت من الجامعة بمعدل ممتاز. ٣.٨ من ٤. كنت أقول الحين أتوظف. قدمت على ٦٠ وظيفة. رحت ٢٠ مقابلة. كل مرة يقولون لي "نعتذر. تم اختيار مرشح آخر." أنا عارف إن مرشح آخر معناها واحد جاب واسطة. في مرة، قابلت واحد من اللي معاي في الجامعة. معدله ٢.٢. كان يغش في الاختبارات. أحياناً ما يحضر المحاضرات. سألته وين تشتغل؟ قال في شركة اتصالات كبيره. راتبه ١٢ ألف. قلت له كيف جبتها؟ قال "عمي يشتغل هناك." سكت. ما قدرت أتكلم. أنا اللي تعبت ٤ سنين. سهرت. ضحيت. جبت معدل ممتاز. وهو اللي كان نايم في المحاضرات. متوظف وأنا لا. رجعت البيت. زوجتي سألتني لقيت شيء؟ قلت لا. قالت "يمكن مشكلة في معدلك؟" قلت معدلي ممتاز. قالت "يمكن مشكلة في سيرتك الذاتية؟" قلت كل اللي معاي توظفوا. أنا الوحيد اللي باقي. سكتت. بس نظرتها كانت تقول "أنت المشكلة." أنا مو المشكلة. المشكلة إن معارفي توظفوا بالواسطة وأنا ما عندي واسطة. اليوم صرت أقدم على أي وظيفة. أي راتب. أي مكان. بس حتى اللي ما يحتاج واسطة، يطلبون خبرة. والخبرة ما تجي بدون وظيفة. حلقة مفرغة. المشكلة؟ إني حاس إني ظلمت. تعبت وما حد قدّر تعبي. ولا أعرف وش أسوي غير إني أكمل أقدم وأقدم. ساعدوني... كيف أوصل لفرصة بدون واسطة في بلد كل شيء فيه بالواسطة؟
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‏ً@omgsidewalks·
I'm 22. Please recommend to me oddly specific life tips. No general “surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible please.
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Lorrie C@LorrieBoca·
@omgsidewalks I just saw this today and shared it with my adult children. I thought this was a great life lesson!
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Nia
Nia@Nia_mp4·
thinking about the job i hated so much that i’d show up to work in the clothes i’d slept in
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Nithya Shri
Nithya Shri@Nithya_Shrii·
The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.
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