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Steve Halasz

@KoolMoeSteve

I’m a stand up comic and actor. Seen in @FXNetwork’s @FeudFX. Coming soon on Season5 of @TNTDrama's @AnimalKingdom /ain't nobody dope as Steve/

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Mart 2009
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Steve Halasz
Steve Halasz@KoolMoeSteve·
If Covid made dicks fall off, the pandemic would have ended like 6 dicks in.
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Steve Halasz@KoolMoeSteve·
Kenny overreacting a bit on live tv. Come on, Jet, it’s just a bug! @NBAonTNT
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Cristela Alonzo
Cristela Alonzo@cristela9·
I was talking to @KoolMoeSteve on the phone and had him on speaker. He hates it when I do that so when we were hanging up he asked Google to turn off my lights and play Baby Shark and it did. Lol.
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Steve Halasz@KoolMoeSteve·
@LucasJHann I was surprised they didn’t go with Diabate after the preseason.
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John Fugelsang@JohnFugelsang·
The Republicans who promise to do nothing about gun violence, climate change, poverty, pollution & income inequality all promise to do something about trans children trying to use bathrooms they feel comfortable in.
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Jen Brownson
Jen Brownson@JenBrownson·
October 27, 2019, will be 3 years since i last saw you two @cristela9 & @KoolMoeSteve hopefully ill see you soon. <3 love and miss you
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Vince Arreola
Vince Arreola@FajitaFantom·
Just saw my memories on FB. It's been 3 years since I met two of the coolest people on the planet. @cristela9 and @KoolMoeSteve I froze and didn't know what to say. I was gonna be like oh hi thanks for being awesome instead I blanked out. Ya'll are the best
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Steve Halasz@KoolMoeSteve·
@TheRickWilson Sharted: you think it’s one thing but it ends up being something you weren’t expecting. This is proper use.
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Steve Halasz@KoolMoeSteve·
@astro_jorge It's like they called you in on your day off. "This shit better be important!"
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Jorge L. Aviadór@astro_jorge·
3 Captains. 3 Explorers. 1 terribly underdressed. That's it, that's the Tweet.
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Cristela Alonzo
Cristela Alonzo@cristela9·
Remember when old Pope didn’t want to be Pope anymore so they got a new one and now they’re just like roommates? Why hasn’t that been made into a sitcom and also I call dibs.
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laura@lmresists·
Dems THIS is how you deal with Republican lies. 👏 👏 @alfranken
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Steven Beschloss@StevenBeschloss·
I guess Judge Cannon will sleep well tonight knowing that Donald Trump is safe and secure.
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The Civil Liberal@cfthepodcast·
Trump’s message of build a wall to keep out refugees, ban Muslims, lock up my opponent, intelligence agencies are crooked, elections are rigged & all the US deals are shit really brought the country together. And then Biden comes along and in one speech ruins all that harmony!
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