Sunflower💉💊

...-Ndimhle. ❤

A new year added, Happy birthday to me 🥰🥳🔥❤️🙏🏾 #happybirthday

@MusaKBackup Yho.

Gatvol Lerato Nxumalo exposes the individuals who have since sent 'friend requests' to her husband Tobias Pettersson ever since his identity came to light.

@Tham_iie Thank you 🎉

@Kool_Missy Happy birthday

Another year added , Happy Birthday to Myself 🥳🎉🥰 #happybirthday

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@Monky38188726 @Eskom_SA I am experiencing the same thing.

Why can't we buy electricity from our banking app? @Eskom_SA

How do ya’ll think mara? 😂

Aiy ke! Aiy ke! Aiy ke!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@OfficiallShebe_ Huh?

R.I.P Ntate Stunna, Malome Vector ,Wave Rhyder💔

Friendships

@NalaThokozane I was coming here hoping it was not true 😭

I am deeply saddened to learn about the passing of Mpho Seleng. Losing someone so young is truly heartbreaking. 🥹💔 May his soul rest in peace. 🕊️🕊️#RIPMphoSebeng

@NgwaketsiN Namanje 💔

@Lelo_Manoto It means they are sis. We were abondened for men.

@Ed_UberDriver Maybe it’s cause she is a bit slow 😹

This hun has got that boring thing nje, I don't know what it is, kodwa yona ikhona.

@Kagiesure @Taka_Katleho Weee 😹

O bue monate le ngwanyana ko DM kante gaa bereke🤦🏾‍♂️

I don’t take/send nudes. I’m your girlfriend, not an OnlyFans content creator.

Shortened #SONA2024 • Mourn thy neighbour- Namibian prez. • Remember that horrible time in 1994? 😉 Vote emotionally. • Cue in Mandela's name and that one famous Zulu king. • Talk of the constitution and imaginary kumbaya session between South Africans of different backgrounds. • Bragging about creating opportunities that, and I quote, "never existed before." • 2008 global recession blamed for local poverty. • Putin and Zelensky's war also got stray bullets. • Money was stolen from the government, by government. Everyone knows all who are implicated, but we're all just gonna wait for one of them to die off or something. State capture! • More thinly veiled jibes at Jay-Z now that he's got a new gig. • Covid. Bladdy covid. • Men are beating and killing women. Guys we gotta do something about it. Anyway... • Climate change, hey. • Tinswalo was born in 1994 and we're going to use her life as an analogy for this country's devolution. (I'd hate to be Tinswalo) • Tinswalo lived a state-funded life so she's lucky to be alive because we funded her existence. • I'm mentioning some facts that you're aware of as an ordinary South African so that you can see that I'm aware of things. Unemployment. Uhm... youths are unemployed. The Unemployment of youths. Yes. • We have more black managers in the country (the country where the majority is black. Yes that country.) • Let's rebuild (the things that our government neglected for years) • State capture! Again. • We're going to end loadshedding. One day. Some day. At some point in time. • We're building more power lines over the next 5 years. 😉 vote for my party. • There's a new fund to steal from: the Climate Change Response fund. Yay! • There was traffic at our ports. We haven't fully cleared it, but we want you to know that we know. Also, the war in the Middle-East means we can gain by being a docking station. Hello Vasco da Gama. • More people have Internet because of us (✋️😀 daddy, that's a global thing hey.) • There will be a really really fast train between Joburg and Durbs. (But sir, the slower, cheaper train has failed for years now...) • We're going to end loadshedding. You'll see. Stru. Mafra. I swear. • On employment, we're doing great guys. Forget what I said earlier. We created jobs. We're also giving out free money. • People are dying later in life now (so that they can enjoy this pitiful existence for an extended period. Yay) • You think you have no water? Huh?! Apartheid was worse. Enjoy watershedding, you thankless lot. • Political jargon and gibberish to pass time and make the speech longer. • Crime! Ohhh we're definitely dealing with those guys hey. Look at all the security forces we're forming. We're fighting crime. Bringing our bicycles to an F1 race right here, baby. Winning! • We are solving global wars! Well, not solving, but saying something about it. (READ: We are writing stern letters to the BBC.) • Mention of Africa, for ambiance. • Covid again. • Cue in the violins as I speak like we're equals. • We've been through a lot together, guys. • I know what you're thing through. • Democracy. My party. Economic growth. • Apartheid. Jibe at EFF. • I was physically there when the constitution was penned. In not your mate. I'm superior. • The next 30 years are gonna be a jol, guys. (lol) • Cue in the Mandela quote. Blah blah, fishpaste. • "Like Madiba, we must keep moving, always forward." (Does he know about 5 Dec 2005? 👀)

@Mpumelelo_M1 @Thembisile_Q They flex too much 😭

@Thembisile_Q How did he know that she can afford R80k?? You must always be broke endodeni, don't try to flex with your money to him uzokugila🤦

@mmakhumoetsile @Saps The laziest people ever!

Also Loate @saps is a proble.m #checkpoint