@AmericanKulakX @uncledoomer There was nothing physically stunted about him. You can't read
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@Kozmo_if @uncledoomer Michael Jackson definitely a perfect example of a normal adult man
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i read a theory that michael jacksons dad had him chemically castrated to preserve his singing voice like an old fashioned castrato and it made a lot of the weird stuff in his life make a lot more sense
Global UPDATES@GlobalUpdates24
People are wondering why the biological daughter of Michael Jackson looks so different from him
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We need more stuff like Penn vs Mimms that lets us get the 2%er's and put them in the box. Like really trivial stuff that normal people easily breeze past, but the antisocial 2%er types just get hung up on and escalate stupidly. (Because they're stupid and antisocial)
Braeden@BraedenSorbo
Black women show us how to turn a traffic stop into jail time in under 3 minutes
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A grumpy man can control a family without ever raising his voice. He just has to make his displeasure expensive enough. A long silence at dinner. A ruined car ride. Soon, everyone starts pre-adjusting. The kids are told “not now” before they can ask. She chooses the restaurant he likes, the movie he won’t complain through, the route that avoids traffic because traffic makes him unbearable. This is how a household becomes organized around one person’s refusal to regulate themselves.
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What actually bothers this person is that there is an explicit hierarchy in play here
ʇuᴉɐS📍@saint_cloudy
I feel like this shouldn’t be legal. How is it any different from a cop slamming you to the ground or shooting you cause you talked back? The whole system full of inflated egos & abuse of power.
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@QiaochuYuan Teenagers also actually outnumbered literally every equivalent cohort of adults by a lot. There's way more seniors than teens today
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so apparently the concept of a teenager basically did not exist until post-WWII. a specific combination of historical forces produced a new class of young people who all had to go to high school, could not work on farms or in mills or factories anymore, and had access to money and cars. the entire rebellious teenager trope was created in this time period so it refers specifically to boomers rebelling against the silent generation, who grew up in a completely different world. the generation gap here was so stark this is also where the term "generation gap" even comes from, and i think the whole practice of naming distinct generations
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smug fecundity@SmugFecundity
We have 3 teenagers now, 16/15/13. I cannot understand the idea that teenagers are any kind of problem. I love hanging out with them, and, surprisingly, the feeling is mutual. Every stage of parenthood has been delightful.
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The police knew what they were doing by initially showing only zoomed in photos of her to make her look less ‘young’, she was a literal baby!
🅽🅴🆁🅳🆈@Nerdy_Addict
New photo of Celeste Rivas Hernandez with her family.
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@LauraMiers @VValtzy_ How does that correlate to attacking the police with a knife
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Many people make the fatal mistake of treating cops like human beings.
Chunky Buttons@Chunky_Buttons
lmfao this dude
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@WoWLazerkatz @VValtzy_ He's a predator like he hunts people down for sport and cuts their throats or predator like he told a 14 year old he was horny
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@MEPHITIDAES @VValtzy_ Does your definition of children include 17 year old black gang members
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but it works because thats kind of exactly like being friends with somebody with a cocaine problem
Thomas H. Ptacek@tqbf
TIL that Pacino's character in Heat is, canonically, a cocaine addict; the cocaine stuff didn't make the edit, so Pacino is just insane for no reason in the final cut.
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I like how all the gas stations are 4.99 because no one wants to be the first to charge 5
ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸@ImBreckWorsham
Republicans just lost the midterms.
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@Her_Nonymous_D Why was she counting dollars in Nigeria? Shouldn't she have been using Naira?
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I witnessed something at a gas station that’s stuck with me.
A teenage girl was at the pump, counting change over and over. She had three dollars but needed five just to get enough gas to make it home.
You could see the panic setting in. She started crying and tried calling someone, no answer. She was stranded, alone, and scared.
A man at the next pump noticed and asked, “How much are you short?” She hesitated, then said, “$3.” He pulled out…
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@JigokuCake Every photograph of the Village People looks like it's from a gay orgy
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Remember when Trump was using the YMCA song at his rallies and libs said "doesn't he know that's a gay song?" Then the songwriter came out of nowhere and was like "no it's not. It's never been gay. It's just about dudes having a good time."
Feels like Trump warped reality there.
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@maxdubler Old pizza places that didn't get with times like this are also putting the cheapest thin sliced deli ham they can get on their pizza and strombolis
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The millennial craft movement vastly improved American gastronomy and I refuse to let zoomers with no cultural memory of the bland garbage we ate and drank 20 years ago meme me into thinking it is cringe.
beef clapton: soldier of fortune@thetrompwner
bro you gotta try this new boutique pizza place they have this innovative new slice instead of normal pepperoni it's the kind that curl up and get all charred and then they drizzle hot honey on it and you're not gonna believe this it's served with a dollop of ricotta
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@kanyewest I’m not saying that DONDA 2 is unreleased, I’m saying it was my favorite album when it was unreleased, I personally am not a fan of how some songs were just AI’d
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I’ll never forget what they did to my favorite unreleased Ye album
GoodAssSub@GoodAssSub
Happy Birthday to Donda 2 (2025) It’s been exactly 1 year since it’s dropped
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@RichardHanania This is legitimately one of those cases where "We used to beat the shit out of people for doing stuff like this" is a totally valid observation
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There's a half-black fat guy who goes around stalking UCLA fraternity members for being white and privileged and has gotten 750K social media followers as a result. He says it's a form of "reparations." Police are having a hard time stopping him.
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