Vechs

I would do this with my hand. I'd pretend my hand was a spaceship or fighter jet, and try to dodge all the stuff like it was a videogame.

🇪🇸 Someone climbed 3,400 meters to cut down the Pyrenees' summit cross with an angle grinder and throw it off the mountain. An 18-year-old Frenchman carved a 35kg replacement and carried it back up himself.

@WBoerger Yes. A huge chunk is “green water”: rainfall absorbed by pasture while grass grows, not pumped drinking water for cows.

Activist: "Beef uses an obscene amount of water. Fifteen thousand litres per kilo." Farmer: "Where did the water come from?" Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The fifteen thousand litres. Where was it before it was on the bill." Activist: "I don't know. A river?" Farmer: "The sky. About ninety-four percent of that figure is rain that fell on the field and got drunk by the grass. The cow ate the grass. The rain was on its way down whether the cow was here or not." Activist: "But it still counts as water used." Farmer: "By the grass. Which would have used it whether I farmed or moved to Spain. The cow isn't commissioning the rainfall. The rain isn't on the cow's payroll." Activist: "Then just don't have the cow." Farmer: "The rain still falls. The grass still drinks it. The water cycles back into the air anyway, just without anyone getting fed in the middle." Activist: "It's not that simple." Farmer: "It's rain, grass, cow, river. Or it's rain, grass, rot, river. Same circle, fewer dinners. Meanwhile every almond in your milk took a gallon of pumped aquifer water in California to grow. That one you might want to worry about. The rain in Wales is doing fine without your concern."

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere." Farmer: "Where did they get it?" Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere." Activist: "From... eating?" Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it." Activist: "The soil?" Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from." Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere." Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it." Activist: "Then just don't have the cow." Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle." Activist: "It's not that simple." Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

As soon as they’re shaking hands and exchanging names, immediately wipe his memory clean.

It’s fun to watch normal people interact with low IQ people for the first time. They have no idea how to deal with them. 🤣

"He just signed in to our website. Ask him if he wants to stay signed in to reduce the number of times he is asked to sign in. Now ask him to sign in the next time he comes back."

@Vechs The second most annoying thing they added to gas pumps. The first? Fucking touch screens replacing regular buttons.

@Kalanosis @Vechs The loss of tactical buttons is a wildly underrated tragedy

Have one of the squares contain only a few pixels of the bicycle and make him fail the test whether he clicks on it or not.

Still one of the best videos of all time

Now you know why Epstein didn't invite him to the island.

God bless this man. What a total mood. At a part I would also be at the table looking at my phone trying to avoid socializing. XD

“Make his favorite book series into a tv show. Put 30 women in charge of writing it.”

Maybe if subnautica 2 had a tongue battling mini game with fish it could've gotten a higher score

Gabe Newell owns the majority share in Steam. Now, I know Newell somewhat. We've met. We've talked. He's not a close friend by any means. But it is by his will and genius that Steam is the way it is - a triumph of good guy capitalism. A great site for finding games, with cheap prices, frequent sales. Well ... I don't need to praise it here. You guys all know about it. When Newell passes away, it's unclear what will happen with Steam. Doubtless his shares will go to his family. Will they continue his vision? Or will they sell out to one of the many circling sharks who have been trying to buy it for years? What will happen if the sharks DO get their teeth into Steam? I believe that in that case Steam will go to hell in a handbasket. Owned by men in suits who don't give a sh*t about quality or the consumer. Probably it will become a subscription service or worse. If it gets sold to a horror show like Electronic Arts or Disney it'll be a nightmare. The only mitigating feature is that a different service might arise, but it will need to fight the rotting lumbering corpse of Steam to establish itself. I am content that since I am several years older than Gabe, it is plausible that I won't live to see this terrible day. But you might. Gabe Newell, to me, is literally barring the gates to Hell for us all.

He just booted up the game after a long day at work, give him a 20gb update.

Guys. Even during 2008, was fast food this sad? youtu.be/kVB9qA_QQUo?si… via @YouTube