KrakenCrypto (🚫,🚫)

For over 700 years, the Medici have loved the jpegs. But here on Twitter, I have been the sole member of the noble bloodline. Tomorrow, that changes.

There's a stir in the night. Something's not quite right. "Why does it feel like I've awoken from a dream? Everything still looks the same. But where am I?" You grab the closest person by the shoulder. He's all suited up, must be on his way to a meeting. 1/9