The Irresponsible Utterer

I'm 65. Why should a young woman date me? I am a pilot, I know how to make a good pan pizza (in a cast iron pan), I know how to cook bacon in the morning, and I will sing baritone to you when you orgasm.

This one is so much more accurate than the original.

@TaraSetmayer Yep, they are.

Are evangelicals really this stupid???

@NotAvgLiberal 11 Bravo Greenland

If you’re a Combat Veteran… And you’re against Trump, Post your MOS and Deployment. 19 Delta. Iraq. #VeteransAgainstTrump

@ScottJenningsKY Scott? Please talk to my boner.

This white male who flew rockets now wants people who fly rockets to be chosen based on their race and gender instead of their ability to fly rockets. It must be exhausting to be a Democrat these days.

A concerned Jon Stewart spies a familiar face in Trump's now-infamous "Jesus" meme....

@stelzner_n1150 He holds the nuclear codes.

Why are people so afraid of a lame duck 80-year-old President with the worst approval rating in American history? Explain it to me like I'm 5.

@keithedwards FROM WOMEN

31 years in office. 0 sexual assault allegations from women.

@GeraldoRivera Now here is the ting. No other president would have done this because, well, they are not assholes.

Understand how many are offended by President Trump‘s cavalier use of religious imagery. Just remember, he exaggerates, instinctively every single time. He does not believe he is Jesus, at least I hope he doesn’t.

@Acyn His not from Chicago, it is much worse, he is from Dolton, poor bastard.

Lambert: This is all about trying to hurt Republicans are in the midterms. Axelrod goes and visits Pope. They're talking about Obama going. Pope Leo is from Chicago. All of a sudden now Pope Leo is out attacking Trump

@drkeithsiau Not a doctor. This is really hard to see. Please tell us what you think it was when all the votes are in. What is her prognosis?

An 18 year old was admitted with this after accepting a drink by a stranger in a nightclub. What was the likely causative drug?

@Acyn Hey JD - IVE GOT SOMETHING YOU CAN DICTATE!

Vance: I certainly think that in some cases it would be best for the Vatican to stick to matters of morality, to stick to matters of what going on in the Catholic Church and let the President to dictating American public policy

@JoJoFromJerz Stupid is as stupid does.

Donald Trump thinks his supporters are stupid.

We could have saved a whole lot of misery.

@docakx Waking up to realize that you are a 47 year old endocrinologist is pretty scary too.

You are a doctor and you wake up thinking you missed the exams because you overslept, but you are a 47 year old endocrinologist on vacation.

@heynavtoor Or... you could use Linux instead.

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@CuriosityonX For Musk, Trump and all MAGA? HARD YES.

One-waly trip to Mars: YES Or NO?

@mccaffreyr3 How are destroyers going to de-mine anything?

Talks with Iran fail in Islamabad. Two courageous US Navy destroyer crews enter the Persian Gulf on de-mining mission. Both sides need an extended ceasefire.

A reminder for all the pearl clutching Republicans who’ve suddenly decided that sexual misconduct is a red line… Long before he was found liable of sexual abuse (which he was), your guy bragged openly about grabbing women by the pussy. And you made him president. Twice.

@NASAAdmin @ELGR3CO @SciGuySpace @WeHaveMECO So, you have an online degree, huh?

@ELGR3CO @SciGuySpace @WeHaveMECO Things have changed.

Not an expert so I can't really comment on this. But hopefully NASA will soon. nasa.gov/image-detail/d…

@NASAAdmin @SciGuySpace So, your qualifications to lead NASA are that you have an online degree in "professional aeronautics" and that you paid Elon a lot of money, is this correct?

I am hesitant to get ahead of a proper data review, but I understand the space community’s curiosity, especially when imagery can give the impression of a problem. As you would expect, engineers were eager to inspect the heat shield, starting with diver imagery shortly after splashdown and continuing with the review aboard the ship. No unexpected conditions were observed. I suspect when the images are released, it will be pretty obvious the stark difference between Artemis I and Artemis II head shield performance. As to the question specifically, the discoloration was not liberated material. The white color observed corresponds to the compression pad area and is consistent with the local geometry, AVCOAT byproducts, and transitional heating environments. We observed this behavior in arc jet testing and expected it in this compression pad area. We will complete a full data review across all systems, including the thermal protection system, and make the results publicly available.