Kris Ξ Van Atta

In 2019, my gym revenue (boutique CrossFit) in Kyoto was roughly half drop-in visitors and half regular clients. Of those regular clients, 1/3 were medical professionals and 1/3 were foreign students. Only 16% of our revenue stream was secure pre-covid. A 🧵 on survival. 1/n

@citrusymikan I know this will sound random, but how much time does it take to die hair pink? I did white once in high school and I remember it taking forever.

Every @ tweet I receive now is a coin shill. This platform is dying.

@ChrisJValdez I’m making the prediction now. It’ll have a definite date set minutes after the academy awards

Oppenheimer to get a release in Japan sometime in 2024. No release date set yet variety.com/2023/film/news…

I enjoy when @HardcoreHistory opens his podcasts with “Today’s show is about…” because it’s quite literal. It will consume your day and not only due to it being… ::checks notes:: over six hours in length.

The best part about calling out rich white guys (@elonmusk in this instance) is they will gladly have the police sent to you asap. Hilarious actually.

I lost 50 yen in a storm drain. Along the way, I didn’t support radicalized incels while laughing at my own jokes. There is a white South African joke on there somewhere but it doesn’t matter when nobody can financially bother you. @elonmusk - is this how we tag now?

@ChrisJValdez YESSSS

@Krijali youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6c…

Tell me. Are you having a good day? Or a great-I-finally-have-diehard-on-laserdisc day?

@Luperrr_ It turns out it was a linguines hernia.

@Krijali Did you have to get surgery to get the lipoma removed?

I went into the hospital today thinking I had some kind of abdominal hernia. After a CT scan, the doctor said it is happily just a somewhat painful lipoma. She also saw a really long tear align my right abdominal muscles probably caused in my most recent… bit.ly/2EzmGlG

When was the first time you participated in distributed computing?

@GaijinMommy And sex slaves… sorry, comfort women.

So NHK recently colorized the film footage taken in Tokyo directly after the Great Kanto Earthquake. It is pretty neat, but not enough to make me want to pay them. For that they would have to stop completely omitting massacres… youtu.be/YgbhRnHm2Y4?si…

@BasedGaijin @elonmusk Straight out of George W’s playbook and somehow even more cringy

Another horror I can’t unsee. Thanks @elonmusk

@citrusymikan I absolutely love how there is a specific vending machine motif that includes disembodied guy’s face. Like it’s not just this, it’s not just boss. It’s like a thing and nobody talks about it. Why… who… who came up with, “we need ::celebrity:: head to sell this.

@j_rem85 This is absolutely unrelated but I had a new member of the gym call my work cell phone when I was at home but I was near my phone. The phone started saying “Thomas” over and over again. My son flipped out. He has those same pajamas

At least the kids are happy and healthy. I, personally, am exhausted. 🙃

@ChrisJValdez This sounds like a good ole fashioned lan party. I’ll ask around!!

Anyone know a place in Tokyo I could rent for 4 - 5 hours on a weekend for 50,000 jpy or less? Requirements: -accommodates 24+ people -four TVs (preferable) or monitors with HDMI inputs included -have 5+ electrical outlets I can plug things into

@RaraSensei On can’t edit tweets. My not ai

@RaraSensei Yeah…. Me neither. This will be very small help but from videos Al artists friends I do know that modern purple dyes fade faster than pink. That’s all I got

Two questions, only one I actually want an answer to. 1 - why are curtains so damn expensive?? 2 - which ones should I get for my office (don’t say both, pics of my office will be in follow up tweet).

@BasedGaijin 100% wrong. If they’re in the same place, one is on one side and the other is on the other side of the screen. Though I guess if you’re talking about them by themselves… yeah, agreed.

Turn down the sound on your TV and there is no difference between Biden and Trump.

Just a reminder of this wonderful story arc. youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY?si…