Kris Allan

@eurofootcom I’d shut the curtains

🇫🇷😲 Imagine this being the view from your own room... 🏟️

@EduardoHagn His brother Wellen is meant to be even better

I don’t think people realize how good Max Dowman is and what he could become. At 15, he looked like the best player on the pitch. This is a Lamine Yamal level of talent. Arteta and Arsenal will not be able to keep him out of the side for much longer. He’s decisive.

@MclachlanDean @Hunter_Eagleman Kind of hope it does

@KrisAllan @Hunter_Eagleman It’s happening mate, thank fuck

BREAKING: 🚨A university of Harvard professor is now saying we’re possibly going to be attacked by inner galactic aliens as early as November! Yup, I need a beer! 🍺

@chefsevenn Yes

Do people actually enjoy Brussel Sprouts?

@curiosityonx Needing to get a bit more inventive naming these new planets

Think the wee man is going to have to start wearing ankle socks for a while to sort those tan lines out 😂

@fesshole @MclachlanDean That’s deffo Shuggy wanking in sheds

I once badly pulled a hamstring having a wank. Had to painfully drag tools out of the shed to make out to my wife I did it when starting the gardening.

Show an old Football Manager wonderkid that proves you have insane Football Manager knowledge No obvious ones ❌

@CJLUTD Who says he’s being signed as cover?

At the risk of being called a negative bastard etc…Why on earth are we signing boys as cover instead of developing our own young players?! Thomson and Constable must be fuming and rightly so! Whatever we’re paying for this guy should be put towards a striker and winger!

@OWS1892 American are mental to think this is normal!

How about "if you can't pay your staff don't open a restaurant" instead?

@piersmorgan Weird guy

Messi doesn’t even make my all-time World XI. Assuming peak performance, this is my 🐐 team: Banks Cafu Baresi Maldini Carlos Zidane Matthaus Ronaldinho Maradona Cristiano Ronaldo

@Gavin_F_Brewis Is it really football responsibility to fix those issues?

@dom_lucre I recognise him

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: American Idol host Simon Cowell has been going viral after fans began mentioning how ‘he appears unrecognizable in this new video.’

@KevClark83 Big man is starting to get the head on the end of things in the box 💪

Decent goal from Oliver today (gutted I missed the match ) but over the moon I got the video of the goal ⚽️🤣🧡🖤 )

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@KingOtheNorth31 100%. Would be a competitive league with clubs finally having the chance to win. Couldn’t care less about tv deals or money. Clubs would cut their cloth accordingly and more young Scottish players would play instead of 3rd rate foreign players.

Scottish football would thrive without Rangers and Celtic. They aren’t what is keeping Scottish football going they are what holds it back.

@StokeyyG2 St Johnstone

Is there any club in the world that just just don’t have a rival, like literally no one is arsed about them except their own fans?

@RealBobMortimer @MclachlanDean

Made DMC Run #LastOneLaughingUk #primevideouk

@MclachlanDean @RealBobMortimer Can’t beat Bob

@RealBobMortimer @KrisAllan

Magic show (Magic is 1% skills 99% correct diet) #LastOneLaughingUk #PrimeVideoUk