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Joe Rogan: “I talked to Tim Dillon today… He told me that gas is $7.90 a gallon in LA right now.” Brendan Schaub: “And that's down from what it was. I was out there a month shooting a commercial and it was up to $8.40 something.” Joe Rogan: “Here's what I don't understand. Are we getting oil from Iran?... So are they just f*cking us in the a$$?” “Or is it global prices went up because some of the gas can’t get to where it needs to go, and so they need to make that money so they just f*ck you. Isn’t it funny? They’re like, we’re going to make money no matter what. The American people are going to lose money so we make the same amount of money. F*ck you, you need oil.” “[Oil executives are] a bunch of crooks. We should have a national oil company and only sell in America. Keep it in house so no matter what foul sh*t we do outside the in the world [prices don’t go up].” “Even though U.S. is the largest oil producer, companies can sell oil on the global market to whoever pays the highest price. High world prices still translate into high domestic gas prices.” “Hey, Mr. President, please fix that.”

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Missed the @veefriends comic 16 drop anyone got some for sale in their whatnot shop for close to retail? It’s the only drop I’ve missed 🤦🏼‍♂️ life’s been busy lately.

@john @RangerCut Hell yeah I need something to help get off these damn adult binkies (vapes) and been waiting patiently on the jerky can’t wait to try the new recipe. My whole family was BIGGGG fans of the last recipe 🤞🏽 this is even better!

@KrisCustoms_ Soon, @RangerCut next first.

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@john When 0 mg ?

How they gonna call a predator drone a UAP 😂. Zoom in and tell me that’s not a predator drone. 💀😂

In 2003, Mario's creator Shigeru Miyamoto released a Zelda game with cartoon graphics. Older teens hated it and called it "kiddie." He shrugged. Nintendo had a "duty," he said, to make alternatives to GTA. Twenty-three years later, he banned dirty jokes from Mario movies. He's been saying this since 1990. In that year's Super Mario World guidebook, he said he wanted to make games "parents would be pleased to see their offspring playing." In a 1999 interview, he said adults were more selfish than kids: "if they get addicted to gambling there's no way to get them to stop." The line he gave Crank-In, the Japanese site that broke the story, is the same idea but shorter. In that 2003 interview with the Swedish magazine Superplay, he went further: "I think it's important that we producers keep things inside moral and ethic borders. Game designers have some responsibility for what we create." Wind Waker is now widely considered one of the best Zelda games ever made. Even Pikmin shows the same thinking. Miyamoto designed it so characters die and get replaced by new ones. He said he wanted to "teach children that there's always an end to a life but a new beginning will follow." It's also been a huge business. The Mario franchise has sold over 800 million units, the best-selling video game series in history. The first Mario movie made $1.36 billion in 2023 on a $100 million budget. Then the Super Mario Galaxy Movie crossed $889 million worldwide on a $110 million budget, the highest-grossing film of 2026 so far. Combined, the two movies sit at roughly $2.25 billion. The Wario part is the tell. Wario debuted in 1992 as Mario's evil twin, famous for fart jokes and slapstick. Miyamoto banned dirty jokes from the new movies but said Wario could still appear. The split is between physical comedy that any kid can follow, and jokes that depend on knowledge kids don't have yet. That's the rule he's been holding for over thirty years.

...and I am d34d laughing right now. I must have watched this 11 times, lol.

Don’t battle alone, for God is with you!

@MrBeast owns @veefriends NFTs!! 🤯🤯

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Next level psychological warfare and the funniest video game interaction I’ve ever seen. 😂😂🤣🤣

WAIT… what ever happened to these @VeeFriends ceramic figures? 👀 Saw them at VeeCon 2023… some were auctioned on Fanatics Live, some were given away… But the rest? They just disappeared. 🤯 No updates. No drops. Nothing. Lowkey some of the coolest VeeFriends pieces ever made. Where did they go??

WHAT A RACE! JUST LIKE MIND THAT BIRD IN 2019! 🤯 #KentuckyDerby252

Bro these comment and text turned to song are everything. 🤣🤣

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@garyvee time to mine some ore and make some coins from Cerro Gordo!

😂😂 @realsteiny needa do this for happy dad 😂