Kristofer Fortella

@BTCare you are all tossers!

@VodafoneUK worst company ever.

@AndrewKnight1 little thug.

10 weeks already, ridiculous!

@sebsimp cheers pal, I was starting to question it!

@sebsimp #nan makes a banging lasagne

@louistappenden #getalife

@ChloeMarieHeath get a life loser #wewillalwaysbefellowdj's

“@Matt_Locket: To the man who just bought me a caledonia! Merry Xmas and a happy new year x” quite possibly the best Christmas present ever!

@ChloeMarieHeath you are actually getting worse at life, didn't realise that was even possible!

New baby boots @laurieallen13

@juanmattmoore good hat trick that was..

“@UberFacts: Achondroplasiaphobia is the fear of little people.” @Daniel_Croucher

@TeriiMariie @alexwcarr @laurieallen13 @AmyLouiseCox20 @Jade_KLG always first on @ChloeMarieHeath list of important people

“@LewisHeeran: This is amazing youtu.be/aQeIDhz-_eg” you have just made my day a little bit brighter

Need to get to the Thames, that coat was sick

@ChloeMarieHeath all that ginger skin of yours

@georgerobbins it finally happened, piece of shit