Kris Griffiths

German reporters really are asking for trouble engaging with sloshed Scotland fans who haven't seen the sun for months #GERSCO #euro2024

@anon_opin This is just an American thing. Who cares what Americans do.

People named Christopher who choose to go by 'Topher' can fuck right off. Pretentious twats.

@SwanHefner @SophieP25397 And how would you know that for sure pal 😆 Impressive mental gymnastics that you are the all-seeing all-knowing Oracle who knows everything, while I merely suggested a lot may sockpuppets as some have been proven to be. Happy to clarify 👍

@KrisGriffiths @SophieP25397 No, they are women. Though that is impressive mental gymnastics right there, and interesting psychologically, as it basically allows you to affirm any narrative you believe, and never be wrong.

@SwanHefner @SophieP25397 I'd bet a lot of them are men pretending to be women, just like you get white people pretending to be black. E.g 👇

@SophieP25397 It's mainly women that I've seen slating her to be fair, so this post doesn't really work.

@ItsAndyRyan crow (cocks)

Animals named after the noises other animals make: • Owl (wolves) • Bear (sheep) • Rabbit (frogs) • Moose (cows) • Buck (chickens)

@johnsweeneyroar @Nigel_Farage @headlinepg No but I created this popular thread a couple summers ago x.com/i/status/17984…

I'm writing a book about @Nigel_Farage for @headlinepg. Funnily enough, some of his old associates are blanking me. Is it because after I reported on the killing of a Polish man in Essex in 2016, he said that I had caused him "more misery than any other in 25 years in politics"? So I'm asking the Great British public to lend me a hand because NF is seeking to be our lord and master. Were you at school with NF? Worked with him in the City when he was a tin trader? Met him through politics? Did you drive the pink Cadillac hired by Nathan Gill who last year got ten years for taking bribes from a Russian spy? Do get in touch: johnsweeney.co.uk

@ItsAndyRyan Busy day? :)

Just rewatched Twins for the first time in about 35 years, and 18yo Heather Graham plays Danny DeVito and Arnie's mother. Obviously that's in flashback, I'm just saying I'd not realised it was her.

@officialShaky Great quality clip this - how do you get it so clear and sharp 🎦

I will keep you alive this glowing ember, a love that will burn until you're back in my arms... 🔥

@mclarenqpr @QPR Don't be silly

@QPR Gonna be dragged into the relegation battle once again

February finishes in defeat.

@ElliotSpencer_X @SmokerWoke @cufcmike @sephjnr @anon_opin That's weird because I've had numerous of mine posted over the last few years, mainly about music, and I'm not the account holder. Happy to clarify.

@SmokerWoke @cufcmike @sephjnr @anon_opin It is. The name is just a gimmick. They’re not general opinions. They are solely those of the account holder. You’re a moron if you bought it.

The popularity of football is 99% down to the fact that it gives dull men something to talk to each other about.

@BlackScarfMarc @hente_afsc @sometimesong So I actually made a video about that 😄🗣 youtu.be/oMBISGl5QkA

@hente_afsc @sometimesong The film is awful, absolutely nothing like reality. Especially the part where they get off the train in Manchester and it’s actually Fenchurch Street station in London. Even worse was the lead actor’s god awful attempt at a Cockney accent.

Can it really be just me, but I don't find this any funny at all. I'm all for the banter and stuff, but any violence is just something that I can't understand. I've been an #Arsenal fan since 1982 and even if I'm abroad, I've never seen any violence during my journeys to London.

@anon_opin We've all been there. Once the booze has run out and the offy's closed you're fucked.

Jesus doesn't get enough credit for using his divine magical powers to make sure everyone could get hammered at a wedding. Nice one Big J.

@TPointUK @JoeyMannarino @NickTenconi That 12,000 figure is nonsense and instantly extinguishes your credibility.

Today we continued Charlie's legacy. Huge thank you to @JoeyMannarino for helping us make Charlie's dream for Britain come true. 🇬🇧🤝🇺🇸 @NickTenconi

@jvofficialjv Goodnight JV. You will be missed.

Great win for Europe in the Ryder Cup and a big shout out to the European supporters who showed their opposition how to behave. #RyderCup

@FootbaIIFckUps Where's the goalie's team?

What the fuck have I just watched 😭🤣

@harvey_vale Mate that injury you sustained looks pretty bad - how long's gonna take to recover.?

What a winnnnnn💙🤍 Get in, bounce back - YOU RSSSSSS🔥

@ItsAndyRyan And its food & drink menu could be entitled 'Chews and Beers'.?

If I ran a theatre I'd call it 'Boos and Cheers', then have a bar attached called 'Booze and Cheers'.

*Say* what you like even. Farage oddly quiet on the Trump NATO frontline lie matter. At least we know where Reform's loyalties lie (@coldwarsteve)

Saw what you like about Clacton's finest, he's been bang on the money about Trump over the past few years 👌 @nigel_farage

@kmacraeplockton @KemiBadenoch You'll be waiting a long time x.com/KrisGriffiths/…

@KemiBadenoch Still waiting on Nigel Farage to say anything about Trump’s appalling Afghanistan comments.

Trump saying NATO allies “weren’t on the front line” in Afghanistan is flat-out nonsense. British, Canadian, and NATO troops fought and died alongside the US for 20 years. This is a fact, not opinion. Their sacrifice deserves respect not denigration.

Most eye-opening thing from this year’s #TheTraitors has been the state of that cue ball on the castle’s snooker table. Disgraceful.