Caffeinated Panda

@SpecialSitsNews I mean Adolf gotta Adolf

Kanye lists all the people who have betrayed him

@BSBG0731 @Mayhem4Markets

@Mayhem4Markets Fast forward to 2035, my AI bumble avatar has been revoked privileges to see our AI children and I’m paying 1200 a month in alimony thru the metaverse

There were signs that $BMBL was doomed along the way and this was one of them. Whitney Wolfe Herd said this two years ago. The stock is down about 75% since then.

@FirstSquawk Let them eat cake!!!

PRESIDENT TRUMP: “IF GAS PRICES KEEP RISING, LET THEM RISE. I’M NOT BOTHERED.”

@SpencerHakimian Hey now wasn't Mexico supposed pay for that?

🚨LINDSEY GRAHAM: AMERICANS WILL EITHER PAY NOW OR PAY LATER

@SpencerHakimian A bankruptcy movement?

🚨TRUMP: MAGA IS A MOVEMENT OF FARMING

@iamJMinx TPT has the worst customer support I have experienced.

What is your favorite prop firm, and which type of account is your favorite and why? I’m trying to see something. 👇

@SpencerHakimian She's my spirit animal

Trump Assassination Attempt.

@SpencerHakimian Well the election one sure as hell was. I keep thinking about the poor guy who got shot sitting behind Trump in the stands.

Do you think last night’s assassination attempt was staged? Yes Or No?

@SamanthaLaDuc @clark_packard This is sad bc it's mom pops that feel it the hardest.

"Phosphate tariffs raised fertilizer costs by an estimated $6.9 billion for American farmers. Now the White House wants to fix the impact with subsidies funded by the tariff revenue, recycling revenue instead of removing the original trade barriers" @clark_packard cato.org/blog/washingto…

@SpencerHakimian 1500% cheap drugs! lol

🚨TRUMP: MARXISTS LEFTISTS DO NOT UNDERSTAND PERCENTAGES

@Mayhem4Markets This is a wait for it moment

The way this robot ... packs itself 🫣

@unusual_whales This our meme for his entire appointment. Internet do your thing.

Kennedy: Are you going to be the president's human sock puppet?" Kevin Warsh: "Absolutely not…I'll be an independent actor."

@unusual_whales Contractor wet work over IP call me crazy.

BREAKING: The 11 dead or missing U.S. scientists are now being viewed as a "NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT," per FOX.

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP SAYS IRAN HAD RE-AGREED TO DE-OPEN THE HORMUZ STRAIT

@arianamarie @SpencerHakimian I really hope it is. Fuck that guy.

@KrisKdizzle @SpencerHakimian Of course it’s real! Iran is playing chess.

🚨BREAKING: IRAN SAYS HORMUZ WILL REMAIN CLOSED UNTIL TRUMP TELLS THE WORLD THE TRUTH ABOUT EPSTEIN ISLAND

Senator: I'm sorry the gas prices are going up but your national security is more important than your pocketbook

@alifarhat79 It's 2026 and the only media telling the truth is Iran Lego dis tracks. Truth definitely stranger than fiction.

Wake up babe, a new Iran movie trolling Trump just dropped

@alifarhat79 I'm waiting for people to care about children being raped by the 1%. Nobody seems to care just yet. Paws crossed.