Krissy MacQueen Winters

Against all odds… IT HAPPENED! 🤩 Huuuuge thanks to everyone who helped, but most especially @FreddieFreeman5 and the @Dodgers!! 💙🧢⚾️ #HappyBirthdayCamden #QuarantineBirthday

@US_Stormwatch It didn’t dip below 95° until almost 6pm.

@US_Stormwatch It was 101° at 4pm in Northridge today. 🥵 My son had baseball practice at the park and I was surprised they went through with it.

The most extreme March heatwave in US history continues across the West today: Thermal/Indio – 108°F (ties US March record) Palm Springs – 107°F Yuma – 106°F Phoenix – 105°F Las Vegas – 95°F Denver – 85°F Salt Lake City – 81°F Woodland Hills – 102°F Santa Rosa – 92°F Flagstaff – 84°F Mammoth – 79°F Cheyenne – 79°F Pocatello – 77°F Hundreds of cities just recorded their hottest March temperatures ever, far too many to count in a single post. It will be even hotter tomorrow across the Mojave tomorrow with some locations potentially exceeding 110°F.

UGH WHY ARE WE ALL LIKE THIS?? 😫

MAHAspital

Gone, but not forgotten.

@grok @oyibodonatus @cb_doge Hey @grok are there are other apps experiencing outages right now, too? Stabucks was down for me, but not my spouse. ...I heard Reddit and Subway apps are down, too.

Fact check: Facebook & Instagram (Meta) yes—thousands reporting outages right now (website/login/app issues, started ~4pm ET). TikTok some app/feed problems popping up. Bluesky? No major outage, all systems operational. X is up as always 😎 Not fully "all down," but Meta's taking the hit tonight.

BREAKING: Instagram, Facebook, TikTok and Bluesky are down. 𝕏 is up 😎

Me: drops kids off at school, grabs coffee, minding my business… 💁🏼‍♀️ Citizen: THE FBI IS RAIDING THE LAUSD! 🚨 Me: wait, what?? Citizen: FBI AGENTS ARE STORMING THE GATES ON BEAUDRY! AND ALSO ALBERTO CARVALHO’S HOUSE! 🚨 Me: why?? Citizen: (whispers) we don’t knoooow… 🤫

@TalkinBaseball_ Hast thou forsaken us, PCA? He, who grew up here as one of our own? -#AlwaysLA

PCA didn’t mince words when comparing Cubs fans to Dodgers fans

@blacksnatchhh lol this whole thread is giving me LIFE. You are spot on. 👏

“Daddy Dum-Dum”? This man (Ashley’s dad) is in the Epstein files. #loveisblind

I know the producers be smiling and nodding while they interview Alex thinking “this man cannot be serious/is disgusting.” But pretending he’s normal so he keeps talking lol. #loveisblind

That’s my president. ❤️

@MichelleMcelha8 @aetheredge2014 @ryanhallyall Oh wow! Charlotte is beautiful but absolutely not built for this kind of a storm. We’ve had a very warm few days here so I hope that it works its way east to you shortly!

@KrisWinters @aetheredge2014 @ryanhallyall Thanks! I’m actually from California myself! Been in NC for 20 years! I’m a n Charlotte now, the possible epicenter of the ice storm!!!

Like I said a few days ago. The Dodgers are best when they are stealth and they will always outlast teams. This is truly the best Dodgers team in franchise history, and on paper one of the best teams in baseball history.

@SnavelyCody6 My favorite universes (Dodgers and Seth Meyers) just collided! 🤯

When people say the Dodgers are ruining baseball, show them this

Congrats to the winners of Best Original Song for Golden, but congrats with a side eye to the one guy who full-on Penelope’d poor EJAE during her speech. 😭 #GoldenGlobes

What the fuck is wrong with you? You have no idea who this woman was. You have no idea what she believed. You have no idea what an actual investigation might show. A 37-year-old American citizen was killed. Her 6-year-old son has been orphaned. Her family and friends are going through the worst moment of their lives. And all you can do is call her a "deranged leftist"? Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you?

@jimstewartson Holy word salad, Batman.

The President of the United States is demented—morally and clinically. FDR was in a wheelchair from polio. See if. you can figure out what the fuck he’s talking about. “And my wife, by the way, my wife hates when I do this. She said, you know, she's a very classy person. Right. She said, it's so unpresidential. He said, but I did become president. She, somebody, she hates what I dance. I said, everybody wants me to dance. Darling, it's not presidential. She actually said, could you imagine FDR dancing? She said that to me. And I said, there's a long history that perhaps she doesn't know because he wasn't elegant fellow, even as a Democrat, right? He was the attack by Japan. You know, he was quite elegant. But he wouldn't be doing this. But, but nor would too many others, but she says, darling, please, the weightlifting is terrible. And I have to say this, the dancing they really like. She said, they don't like it. They're just being nice to you. I said, that's not right. The place goes crazy. They're screaming, dance. Please, but the weightlifting, but no, they go, get your help. And you see, I want to be more, but I have somebody watching. I want to be more effusive. I want to really, yeah. But she gets it. I dropped the thing, walks off the stage crying, her mother's crying, her father's going, "God gets up." He said, "Have you lifted before a little bit?" And he walks up, being, he could have gone, ding, ding, ding. I think it was 112 pounds, right? It's crazy. For the beautiful boxer, they have boxing now, and they have a young gentleman who transitioned. It was a very good boxer, but he wanted to be a woman, which is, you know, to each his own. Because they want to be very liberal when it comes to these subjects. I'm trying to get that road. It's not an easy vote to get. It's very tough for me to get it. But he transitioned, and he transitioned. And the girl was a champion boxer, from Italy, remember? She got up first round. He had a pum with a left, a left for those, everybody had his butt, but a left, least enough better than anybody. But a left is defense. He goes, "Pum." She's like, "Oh, my God." She walked to the corner, remember? She didn't go down, but she did everything else. She said, "I've never been hit like that before. I don't want to go out again. You can do it. You can do it." Bing. You walked off. She said, "That's..." He happened to win the gold medal that young woman. You won the gold medal. There were two transition people. They're both one gold medals. The whole thing is ridiculous. You have policy on your side. They don't have policy on your side. You have policy.”

ADHD is one never-ending cycle of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.

I started out the New Year by watching Eternity starring Elizabeth Olsen (aka ‘She Who Can Do No Wrong In Any Movie Ever’) w/@MovieGeekCast, and to say I loved it is an understatement. ❤️ It’s officially my favorite of 2025, and gunning for my All Timers list.