Kristian Bonetti
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Kristian Bonetti
@KristianBonetti
Commercial & Agribusiness Finance broker. Tweeting about agriculture, sport, finance, politics. Retweets ≠ endorsements
Riverina Katılım Eylül 2013
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@JarrodAmery I would have needed 900mm or maybe 1200mm 😂
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100% penalty here. Hato gets his body in front of Khusanov, therefore the contact from the City defender is from behind.
Same reasoning why Khusanov challenge on Pedro is not a penalty. City defender gets his shoulder in front of Pedro
🎬N@Nino12x
Feels like I’m repeating myself but NO PEN?????🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@chrismyka015 Anderson comes over the top of the ball, catches Watkins studs-up. Clear red card
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Such a bad loser!! What’s “breaking” about this tackle??
Sky Sports News@SkySportsNews
"WHAT IS VAR?! It was a huge mistake...Ollie Watkins was close to breaking his ankle" 😡 Aston Villa boss Unai Emery was incensed, believing Nottingham Forest's Elliot Anderson should have been sent off for a challenge on Watkins.
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Dear Muslims of the Australia.
My family and I have decided to move to a Muslim country. We haven’t picked which one yet — we’re still shopping for the best benefits package.
Obviously, all my neighbours want to come too. And their neighbours. And their mates. And their mates’ mates. Before you know it, half of Australia will be turning up with suitcases and a vague sense of entitlement.
As a large Christian community, we’ll need a few small adjustments:
Please start building churches immediately. Proper ones with bells. Loud bells.
We’ll also need certain streets closed once a year for our processions. Don’t worry, it’s not five times a day — we’re not animals.
Every supermarket must stock proper pork, bacon, sausages, and baked beans. We are a minority now, so you’ll just have to be understanding and accommodating of our way of life.
We’re bringing all the dogs. Expect many happy Labradors shitting on your pavements. You’ll need dog parks, and you’ll need to smile while we walk them past your mosques.
While we’re at it, your religious holidays are a bit… much. They might offend the Christian community, so we’d appreciate it if you could quietly bin them. Thanks.
In schools and workplaces, our children and staff must be allowed to wear large crucifixes, eat ham sandwiches in the canteen, and generally radiate Christian vibes without anyone clutching their pearls. We also demand prayer rooms in every building, plus translators because we can’t be bothered learning Arabic.
If any of this is refused, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianphobia, and general nastiness.
One more thing: if my kids burn your flag because Australis just won at football, please be understanding. I’ll give them a really stern telling-off. Maybe even make them write “sorry” 50 times.
Finally, we’d like generous benefits, free housing, and pocket money while we “integrate” over the next three generations. Work is optional, obviously.
Appreciate your tolerance in advance. After all, diversity is our strength!
Yours faithfully,
A Very Reasonable Christian
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A massive solar farm in the Gobi Desert created a new ecosystem
Vegetation jumped from virtually 0% to 80% within 3 years!
Sheep were introduced to control the growth. That flock has grown to 20,000!
via @_fluxfeeds #SustainableLiving
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@frogfarmer1 Not all, Scandinavians have massive sovereign wealth funds
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The Church of Latter Day Saints *coughs* are operating legally under our own stupid Australian tax structures. 🤷
Financial Review@FinancialReview
Farmers fear the American church could change the face of Australian agriculture. afr.com/companies/agri…
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@frogfarmer1 Just have to look at other countries rich in natural resources (mainly oil) & see their quality of public infrastructure compared to ours
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@KristianBonetti While our debt GDP per capital ratio may appear modest by global comparisons, $60k pp ( state and fed) is getting up there. Particularly when only half the population is paying the tax to deal with it.
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@frogfarmer1 We are very stupid.
Australia has been (& still is) a great place to live, but I’m not sure we will be able to say this in 15yrs time
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@KristianBonetti Agree. With a Mormon Church nett worth approaching $300B, Australia is stupid. Along with other tax reform and our own burgeoning federal and state debt, there’s plenty of room for tax reform.
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@Jeremy_Morton_ That’s terrible Jeremy.
Trouble is once a bank’s process is found to be inadequate the only way they can avoid AUSTRAC sanction is to go through every customer/account. $billion fines are a big stick to wield.
Productivity & banking shouldn’t be in the same sentence
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The re-IDing has seen 3 of our accounts shut down over the past 6 months.
All different banks & different experiences.
Making contact is the challenge.
Private numbers, numbers reported as potential fraud, you're hardly likely to answer.
Rarely open physical mail anymore, easy to miss and email.
6 letters from a bank yesterday in a post box I clear about every 2 weeks.
Letter dated 11th June, account shut down 25th June.
Last one took 5 weeks to get active again, I'm not looking forward to the reactivation process.
Bureaucracy gone made & the Gov'ts concerned about productivity.
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