StinkyBastard“Man” ✮⋆˙⟡୨ৎ⟡˙⋆✮ (Springtime Arc)

who up contemplating they miscarried deer fetus they found as a child & how there was no blood, only womb-water, so there was no covenant & god had no right to do this to us? he had no right to take it from us & leave us there on the roadside with the ants trampling all over our

@seagalzz @borzoeypure_7 but why would a man have a cock??

@borzoeypure_7 this implies mocktails combine man and cock… lots to think about here…

the agp meter readings are, broken??? its off the charts!!!!!!

ahhhhhhhh!! fucking golden tempo all the way from the back!!!! what a fucking win i was vibrating!!!!!

@TheRealOguriCap as a victim of the himedanshi2dyke pipeline, you do you king, that’s great. i only ever put up with being a guy, but if you like it then you like it & you also happen to like yuri. everyone’s allowed to like lesbians regardless of who they are themselves, stay winning man

IM NOT GONNA BE TRANS, I LIKE BEING A GUY

very quickly done zoemandy comic, set before zoe got expelled... hi

Gulps dis ayatop kiss I drew but was tew embarrassed to post on main dont crucify me plz

不憫、...でかわいい女の子良いです

@Slendernibble @RiderOfNightSky @sillypuppypits 🤓😈

@KrungusP @RiderOfNightSky @sillypuppypits I may be keeping a little notebook with all the records.

thinking about the time a guy was like “show me ur dick” and i was like “ok but its small” and then it was double his size

@Slendernibble @RiderOfNightSky @sillypuppypits so unless you’re keeping a little notebook with all the records, it’s more of a data recall issue

@Slendernibble @RiderOfNightSky @sillypuppypits yeah, it does seem to be that way oddly enough. maybe all the masculinity went to our nether regions leaving none for our hearts, idk, but it very well could be that a large penis on a woman stands out much more in the mind than one on a man

@Slendernibble @RiderOfNightSky @sillypuppypits luckily i don’t really have bottom dysphoria even if sometimes i wish it were smaller, but i think it’s important to remember not to compare yourself to some range of averages for men, because you aren’t one. sending happy, happy wishes

@KrungusP @RiderOfNightSky @sillypuppypits I mean, I may or may not complain about being called 'Macropenis.' It depends on how dysphoric I'm feeling' I was gonna say I won't complain, but I might...

@Slendernibble @RiderOfNightSky @sillypuppypits my instinct is to say angle fraud, but i’m going to choose to believe, i want to believe

@KrungusP @RiderOfNightSky @sillypuppypits I've spoke with a gal with 11" before, evidence n' all.

@Slendernibble @RiderOfNightSky @sillypuppypits ah, seems to be a dataset issue, -2.5 sd on the calculator is different from common medical definition. still, we’re talking about the far ends of the bell curve, so i could go either way without really looking at the methodology

@KrungusP @RiderOfNightSky @sillypuppypits A micropenis is a penis 2.5 deviations below the average. Inversely, a macropenis is 2.5 deviations above the average. Considering the global average, that's 3"- and 10"+ respectively.

@Slendernibble @RiderOfNightSky @sillypuppypits the main thing is i don’t really believe there’s anyone in the double digits other than maybe a handful of insane outliers, & even that’s a maybe

@Slendernibble @RiderOfNightSky @sillypuppypits well it says i have a macropenis too, but what even is the medical definition? as i understand it, micropenis is an actual condition requiring treatment, whereas macropenis is just an abnormally large one that’s otherwise without issue.

@Slendernibble @RiderOfNightSky @sillypuppypits sorry, i can’t quite tell if you’re joking around because this is a text post, but try putting some different numbers into this website calcsd.info

@RiderOfNightSky @sillypuppypits I'd say Less than 3": Micropenis 3": Very small 4": Small 5": Average 6": Above-Average 7": Large 8": Very Large 9": Huge 10": Monster Over 10": Macropenis Macro and Micropenis are medical definitions' The numbers vary based on local averages, but this is using global.

@tragic_endings_ @_fcxtalcs_ @utter_deckhead yeah, i asked on a family car ride why my penis was hard & was awkwardly told i had to pee lol, it just happens

@_fcxtalcs_ @utter_deckhead I definitely remember happening when I was that age

When I was 5 years old my dad had a Tom Cruise movie on the TV and in the middle of an action sequence (I don't remember it) I said "Daddy, when that man does exciting things my willy gets hard" and he just sat in silence for the rest of the movie

~ A date with A snail

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@hellspatisserie he was actually really cool, but it was so jarring the one time this capital W White guy from ny asked pretty off the bat if i’m part japanese, usually only hawaiians can tell & everyone else thinks i’m a russian jew or something

I got called a slur relating to my ethnicity exactly one (1) time. I was genuinely so caught off guard I couldn’t even be offended. I was just like “I’m lily-white how the fuck did you know”