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@Krusty_Kurt

Fitness and vigorous lifestyle enthusiast | CSUN Kinesiology | 805 Melee |

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The Kount of Monte Krusto
The Kount of Monte Krusto@Krusty_Kurt·
If you’re a guy in your 20’s, buy a Nintendo of America Forklift Certification Pin. Go into debt if you have to. This is not satire. You can get one for 4 grand. Having a pin communicates status to women and business relationships. And if you buy right will hold and appreciate
Supper Mario Broth@MarioBrothBlog

Extremely rare "Forklift Certified Mario" pin, awarded to Nintendo of America warehouse employees in the late 1980s for passing certification to operate Class 1 forklifts.

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The Kount of Monte Krusto@Krusty_Kurt·
Literally nothing has a bigger effect size on your life than getting 8 hours of sleep if you’re not. Its like if you reversed the polarity of smoking cigarettes but that’s still not doing it justice
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Mental Golf Coach
Mental Golf Coach@joshlukenichols·
This may be a really dumb question… But why does a putt that’s hit harder break less?
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Mario Tomic
Mario Tomic@mariotomich·
Nothing humbles a gym bro like his first real cut to 10% body fat when he realizes just how little muscle mass he has.
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The Kount of Monte Krusto@Krusty_Kurt·
@Jamoss29 @aaronjcrook01 there's nothing wrong with this, but you are paying the toyota tax. plenty of other cars are reliable if you take care of them and you shut yourself off to a lot of good options that are out there
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Jake Moss
Jake Moss@Jamoss29·
Economy so bad I make $26/hr and am looking at a 7 year old car with 45k miles and asking myself if this is too much
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Paul's Psychic Artilleryman 🟡🟡🟡🟡🛰️🟡
Paul's Psychic Artilleryman 🟡🟡🟡🟡🛰️🟡@ironcrakka·
i thought it was a really bold choice to have the mandalorian and grogu end with din strangling baby yoda to death while baby yoda repeatedly hammers the "no" button on his speak-n-spell, and he hits the "i love you" button as the light leaves his eyes
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Duooo | buying skins
Duooo | buying skins@Duoooo071·
The new generation of CS2 probably won't even understand what these titles are.🥲
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CHURRASCO SAUDADE@churrascooooo·
the leg extension machine is the only machine that does the thing it does and yet every gym only ever has ONE
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The Kount of Monte Krusto@Krusty_Kurt·
I would like to be able to run and stay in zone 2 while running at a reasonable pace (This is surprisingly hard)
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おかちゃん@H.S GARAGE@HSGARAGE1·
アメリカ人と会話してるうちに 「big booty Latina」 という新しい言葉を覚えた
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abundant mineral deposit
abundant mineral deposit@deektome·
we’ re costco guys. We kill because it feels good
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The Kount of Monte Krusto@Krusty_Kurt·
i worked 16 hour days at a winery last fall and busted my ass cleaning tanks and the 5,000 gallon press and let me tell you man 7-11 breakfast before brutal physical work hits like nothing in this life or the next
kitty pavlova@kitty_pavlova

guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink

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Kpaxs
Kpaxs@Kpaxs·
Life is just a lot better if you feel you’re having 10 wins a day rather than a win every 10 years or so.
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Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓
Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓@KaptainKrunch97·
he puts $5 of diesel into the Arwing after buying $20 scratchers and a roller dog
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The Kount of Monte Krusto@Krusty_Kurt·
the new star fox character designs are a cool and interesting departure, I like them a lot
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Hank@HankFrank·
You get one training cheat code for a full year: Perfect sleep every night Perfect weather for every run No missed time from injuries Fresh carbon-plated shoes whenever No race day stomach or bathroom drama What are you taking?
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