Evidence #1 - Envelope (Filthy and Opened by me)
A seemingly normal SuperPost envelope to the untrained eye - but if you look really close you can tell that something is off.
First finding - Stains. There are numerous stains of an oil-like substance splashed across the fragile paper.
Second finding - Sand. The envelop contains dozens of grains of sand.
Third finding - Crumbs of an unidentified origin. Bland taste, very uninspired - definitely baked on Super Earth.
What awaits inside?
Helldivers, every weakness discovered is a battle already won.
This modified Watcher specializes in intrusion and disruption. Unlike standard models, the Obtruder skips reinforcements and directly attacks Free-Thinking targets.
Helldivers, proceed with threat classification.
VOX ENGINES are enormous propaganda machines that spew lies and heavy fire, spreading anti-Democratic messaging that must be drowned out with explosives and the national anthem.
@WolfyFurryUwU@saIisbury_steak@FoxyFlak No way your profile picture is literally your fursona with an Ancap flag, this shit is too unreal.
Holy fuck dude you need to perish
At the airport this morning, the woman I sat next to in the waiting area looked at my Trump hat and said:
“I can’t believe you had the nerve to wear that here. That asshole is why these flights are delayed.”
ME: “Oh really, because from where I’m standing it’s the democrats who are holding the country hostage.”
HER: “Yeah well, you would say that wouldn’t you?”
ME: “Yeah, because we had an election and Trump won it. That means his agenda comes before the losers, and that’s you.”
She immediately started angrily texting someone, then she stormed away.😂
@harryjsisson Like the fact that he chose the SS Allgemeine instead of like a Wehrmacht soldier speaks even more levels.
Bro chose the political uniform instead of a military one what a fucking loser.
This 33-year-old loser dressed as a Nazi got kicked out of a Georgia college bar and then arrested after he attacked a woman on camera. His name is Kenneth Leland Morgan from Athens, GA and I’m glad he’s sitting in jail. Arrest info below:
@shaneyyricch People like this guy are the type of people who would call a queer leftist, a fascist, and then advocate for exiling us on an island.
Huh, I wonder in a funny angry bald Italian man wanted to do that to gay people in the 1930s-40s
(Tremiti Island)
@OliLondonTV Oli london trying to rag on a trans person is wild.
Surgery could've never saved your ugly ass face bro, real fucking sad that you were so desperate to become a "korean" that you got plastic surgery. 😂😂
Lance Twiggs has been identified as the roommate of Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson.
In a previous TikTok video he used a filter to morph into a female anime character.
Both Twiggs and Robinson were in a Discord group with dozens of gamer friends.
It was revealed in the affidavit that Robinson sent messages to Twiggs about hiding a gun, directly after Kirk was shot.
Twiggs shared the messages with law enforcement and is fully cooperating.
Fox News also reports that the shooter had a transgender partner, who he lived with.
It’s unclear at this time if Twiggs is the individual referenced in the Fox News report, or whether it is a separate person.
The apartment they shared had 3 bedrooms.
Everyone, meet Aaron Sharpe. He decided to celebrate the tragedy that happened yesterday.
He is the owner of Lucius Q restaurant in Cincinnati, Ohio.
His business X page is @LuciusQBBQ.
You know what to do.
@kirawontmiss say that to all the people who have died in-directly because of this man's propaganda. He was a propagandist and will fall like a propagandist