Blah Qwési

@daphorelstudio @NealGardner_ He’s just ass, nothing more

@NealGardner_ he’s being asked to cover huge space.

Kounde’s pace… it just isn’t there.

Fede Valverde when his wife sneezes and he hears “ eh tchou 🤧”

Valverde’s wife: What are “oui” going to eat? Valverde:

@ATMDecoy76 The irony

I have no words. Gabriel hate is justified, biggest cheat in football is exactly what he is. 2 clear pens in one play and they give free kick, dont get be started on the guiliano incident.

Damn Fab

Best #UCL semi-final goal ever? 🤔

@gripl_ @abdsverse @TacticoModerno Yhyh whatever man

@KryptonQwesi @abdsverse @TacticoModerno Il send you some water back in Ghana, keep fantasising about your dream life out of your shit dehydrated corrupt country

Shock, young players are given more grace than a player who's suppose to be in his prime.

@gripl_ @abdsverse @TacticoModerno We’ll send him back to you, don’t worry.

@abdsverse @TacticoModerno Nah you’re right,all you needed was one goal but your xenophobic fucking dumbass brain can’t comprehend that other players missed more chances right?your dumbass proved my point purely based on that sentence.And again ignoring the fact that the inbred La masia grad was why u lost

@PrimeTorresszn Glad you know

WE ARE A JOKEEEEE

My name is Abdul Wahab. I am pleading with my Football Twitter (FT) family and everyone on this app to please RT. I am on the verge of losing a life-changing opportunity simply because of where I come from, and I have worked too hard to bottle it now. I grew up in extreme poverty in a small village called Kwabenantene in the Ahafo Region. I am the very first person in my family and my entire village to ever get a university education. My path was never easy. To survive undergrad, I literally had to drop out of classes mid-semester, pack my bags, and go back home to do heavy construction work just to raise enough money to survive the next term. I was laying bricks to pay for my textbooks. Despite having zero financial safety net, I poured my blood and sweat into my studies and graduated with First-Class Honours in Economics, ranking in the top 1% of my entire cohort of 435 students. But I didn’t just want to succeed alone; I went back to my village, gathered the youth, and started teaching and mentoring them. Because of that work, two students from my locality have now successfully made it into university too. I want to lift my people up. All this hard work finally paid off: I just received admission into the highly prestigious, integrated Masters/Ph.D. Economics program at Goethe University Frankfurt (GSEFM) in Germany! My tuition is officially 100% waived. However, I am facing a massive roadblock. Because the program is so competitive, I wasn't put directly into the fully-funded Ph.D. cohort right away. Instead, I was admitted to the MSQ track for Year 1. I will take the exact same rigorous classes alongside the Ph.D. students, and if I pass my Year 1 qualifying exams, I transition directly into the fully-funded Ph.D. I know I will pass those exams. The academics don't scare me. The finances do. My only problem right now is getting funding to cover my Year 1 living expenses in Frankfurt. If I can just survive these first 12 months, the Ph.D. funding takes over and my future is secured. To my FT family: you guys know my grind and my loyalty. If I get this lifeline, I promise I will proudly represent FT in every academic hall, conference, and research room I ever step into. I just need a chance to be in the room. I cannot let a lack of living expenses kill a dream I built with my bare hands. If you know of any scholarships, foundations, philanthropists, or anyone who can sponsor a village boy for just one year, PLEASE tag them or reach out. Please RT this until it reaches the right timeline. Let’s make this happen! 🌍📚🙏🏾

@Atleti Let’s all laugh at atletico🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dame un grrr.

Lamine Yamal - One Man Army

🚨 Vincent Kompany on people appreciating him: “Don't believe the hype, don't believe the drama”. “When I arrived here at Bayern, I'd been promoted with 101 points, then relegated with 20, then won the league here – two years ago I was the worst manager and today I’m the very best”. “If you let yourself be influenced by all that noise, you’ll end up getting worse. It’s nicer this way, but I can live with criticism. It really doesn't matter to me”.

@starwizdavid @DaFlow2021 @RoyalKimmich Go watch the psg game and you’ll understand we don’t need the highline every f*cking time

@DaFlow2021 @RoyalKimmich Get a highline down by 24th minute? Are you stupid or daft?

Is Flick not tired of conceding that same goal every game

90 Minutes at Anfield is 1 hour 30 Minutes.

@Carvajaleed @asutoshsahoo78 @SanesBurner Are you drunk?

@asutoshsahoo78 @SanesBurner Last year final was pretty good. Dortmund bottled all their chances lol.

SF 1- Arsenal vs Atletico (Haramball Derby) SF 2 - Bayern vs PSG (Halalball Derby) UCL Final- Best attacking team itw VS Best defensive team itw

Too good

His favorite song must be “put the blame on me” Akon

Lamine Yamal vs Villarreal First Hat-trick.

⭐️ Lamine today: • 73 minutes played • 3 goals • 87% accurate balls • Official MOTM • 100% accurate long balls • 60% successful dribbles • 3x possession won 𝑪𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒅.