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@oyin3201 @investbamboo @trovefinance Godspeed friend.

@Kulture_Hashira @investbamboo @trovefinance Omo... I just dey see this message after they are doing my own

I came by a post a couple days ago asking why most Nigerians investing with retail finance apps prefer @investbamboo over @trovefinance despite Trove having been in the market just as long. Someone commented they weren't reliable. I should have listened to that review.

@LaurenAy79002 @IgboHistoFacts Stupid fool doesn't know you need FG permit for such an Enterprise

@IgboHistoFacts The ppl who claims to built Lagos, Abuja, Japan, Canada etc. Why is so difficult to build a mere seaport in their region?

“South-East Seaport Will Break Lagos Monopoly” — Cosmas Maduka Billionaire Cosmas Maduka has called for the establishment of a seaport in Nigeria’s South-East, arguing that it would reduce overreliance on Lagos and stimulate regional economic growth. He noted that creating alternative hubs for import and export would not only ease pressure on Lagos but also foster healthy competition and strengthen the national economy. Maduka also urged Ndi Igbo to take greater responsibility by investing in the development of their homeland. For decades, the absence of a functional seaport in the South-East has shaped trade patterns in Nigeria—raising questions about infrastructure, equity, and regional growth.

@danilocoding @leekanker6 @WomenPostingLs Bro has professional retard in his Bio, what do you expect ?

@WomenPostingLs I'm brazilian and I'm picking left 10x out of 10 only americans think starving yourself is an upgrade

Anyone who prefers the left is a homosexual or black

Let’s talk politics.

@shokojones @iamopsy_ @Peerou2 You just dey try spoil my name fool.

@iamopsy_ Una dey whine @Peerou2 and @Kulture_Hashira ?????

Once babe wear jean trouser visit you,just forget am,nothing for you

@shokojones @NuJhayhne Ogun go take you. Then e go take your babe. 😭

@NuJhayhne Have you met @Kulture_Hashira ???? 😂😅😂

You can’t have a girl like this and still have the mind to cheat

What if Bathsheba set David up? Hear me out… it’s awfully convenient she was bathing in clear view of the king’s balcony. And that likely wasn’t a public spot—unless Uriah was cool with casually flashing balls at David too.

@K_Oshoke @asemota It's a simple case of the Enemy of My Enemy.

@asemota There's also the religious angle. They have fooled themselves into believing he's actually acting in the interest of Christianity even though his words, actions and antecedents are anything but Christ-like.

For the life of me, I'll never understand how his strongest proponents are BAT's greatest opponents. They are pretty much the same.

I noticed @MTNNG is pushing FibreX hard currently. Instead of spending ₦25–30k to register FibreX, find the nearest Aboki, buy ₦20k Suya, and get cold Zobo with the balance. Save yourself the MTN stress, you’ll regret it otherwise. MTN will show you pepper.

Why exactly is "House of David" not the biggest thing currently streaming.

@aoidowu1309 @KwankwasoRM @Rise_Forge Look how you and your family people are crying in the comments.

@KwankwasoRM @Rise_Forge Congratulations to you. Go there and fight for the ticket, you are better off leading them than Atiku or Amaech. Obi can only be the ADC mascot nothing more than that

PRESS STATEMENT 29-03-2026 RESIGNATION FROM THE NEW NIGERIA PEOPLE’S PARTY (NNPP) I wish to formally announce my resignation from the New Nigeria People’s Party (NNPP) with immediate effect. I seize this opportunity to express my profound gratitude for the honour and privilege of serving as the Party’s National Leader and its Presidential Candidate in the 2023 General Elections. As a committed and bonafide member of the party, this was not an easy decision to make. However, considering the current trajectory of the nation’s political landscape, which calls for strategic realignment, I have found it necessary to identify with another political platform that offers the best opportunity to effectively change the nation. I extend my deepest appreciation to the National Chairman, Ajuji Ahmed and the entire National Working Committee for their steadfast support throughout my time. I also thank the Board of Trustees, the National Executive Committee, and all levels of leadership across the party — from the ward to the state level, as well as the legacy members of the party and all followers of the Kwankwasiyya Movement for their dedication and commitment to our shared mission. We shall continue to collaborate and work together towards charting a better and more prosperous future for our dear nation. Signed, Sen. Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, PhD, FNSE Former Kano State Governor, 2023 Presidential Candidate, New Nigeria People’s Party (NNPP)

@ceonsparx You no even believe in your team again 😂😂

What do you want to go and do? 😒

@DonyiboOyibo Hello Good afternoon, if you can help out I'd really appreciate. My Internet has been down since I renewed yesterday, 4 calls so far to the 217 helpdesk and they've been unable to resolve whatever the issue is.

I will gladly want to help sort out your fibre X issues but know that my primary job role is to register new customers on MTN fibre X. Please before you start looking for faster way to solve your issues kindly first contact 217. Some customers I help most times I don't even know them , I will appreciate your referrals while I help you out please so that everyone will be happy . Have a beautiful Saturday guys.

men’s groupchats: Guy 1: “shey una pin the Dangote IPO?” Guy 2: “on God” Guy 3: "What Broker did you register your SCSC with" Guy 1: "United Capital, I ran that mutual fund with them last year. Sharp customer support" Guy 3: "Bastard show yard later make I kill you for FIFA"

@TheCinesthetic Jesse

What actor plays the same character in every movie?

@Gaynotqueer1 World's gone mental

Watch this video and just gape in amazement at the wondrous awfulness.

@ves_tanka No shit, She's the Silver Surfer

Sis, please pick a struggle 😭😭😭

@the_millenium1 @Feyhiii Fool to Fool conversation, Big Fool and Premium Fool. Cos what concerns Anambra with a Joke made by yorubas which Igbos can't understand. Premium clowns.

@Feyhiii They’re not real

Everybody don bant Ibadan now no wahala o If we talk Anambra nobody should shout bigotry