Tiny Mudhomeni

@SirJuliusT I will be in touch soon. I meed 2 or 3 gilts

@Lacazest ManCity is on a roller coaster. We can do ourselves a favour by just winning our remaining games.

Win convincingly on Monday and wait to see if City stumbles away to Bournemouth. I really think that will be an extremely tricky match for them… 👀

@Bouazizalex @AIGuide_ Just give us the championship.

The new kit has launched. To celebrate the launch of Arsenal's new kit, and Deel becoming the official sleeve partner next season, we're giving away a signed squad shirt 🔴⚪️ Retweet and comment below for your chance to win. Winners will be announced on 21st May!!

#MyXAnniversary Fifteen years. 🎂 X gave me what traditional institutions couldn’t: the ability to speak and listen at scale. To test ideas. To be corrected. To learn in public. That shaped how I served. And how I see governance now. Not many platforms humble you while building you up. This one did both. 🙏 #15YearsOnX

@Starlink @Grameen_Health Hello there. May I know what the current waiting period for Harare is after payment of the pre-booking fee.

Starlink's reliable high-speed internet is enabling healthcare access to underserved rural communities in Bangladesh through @Grameen_Health telemedicine platform and digitally connected diagnostic centers. So far over 1.2M patients and 450K teleconsultations have been served

@Gwynne_Shotwell @Starlink What is the average waiting time in Harare for a standard home kit after deposit payment? I made my pre-order payment last month but I am yet to hear from your team.

Weeeelllll, I guess @Starlink Mobile is doing something right! It’s David and Goliath (X3) all over again — I’m bettin’ on David :)

The History of Australia 🇦🇺. Take your time to watch this one, you're gonna love it 😅🔥. #history #australia #nijo #Nijo

@CrimeWatchZW @PeterTinasheKav

Zimbabwe Newspapers Group has ordered 30 employees to return most of the money they received from Wicknell Chivayo after his visit to Capitalk FM on May 5, 2026. Chivayo had given the workers $30,000 to share as “lunch money,” but under the company’s 2024 gifts policy, employees are not allowed to accept gifts worth more than $100. As a result, each employee will only keep $100, while the remaining $27,000 must be returned. Radio presenter Phathisani Sibanda was also given an ultimatum to either reject a new Toyota GD6 offered by Chivayo or resign from the company. Zimpapers said the policy was introduced to protect editorial standards and avoid any appearance of bribery or conflict of interest. The company is also reportedly considering asking Chivayo to redirect the remaining money as a donation to help buy vehicles for staff use. ~ Zimlive

@Hitlerthe23rd @victor_mapunga @liquidhomezim has no headroom for Southview Park in Harare.

@victor_mapunga Tovaudza kuti tine liquid isu we dont do kids game

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@EduardoHagn The ARSTOT derby defines the EPL.

I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!

@miltonzhakata How much for Weaners?

The Game that we so much love

It's a forced speec. The wife can hardly breathe with anger.

No words needed. ❤️

@nickmangwana I have seen these guys pass through @ZRP_Zim road without any issues. Why? These are the same guys that are quick to hurl insults and obscenities to other road users during traffic congestion.

⚠️ WARNING: NEVER let anyone hang onto the back of a moving vehicle. A Harare kombi driver has just been sentenced to two years in prison for culpable homicide after a passenger riding on the rear exterior fell off and died. On 5 February 2026, Nyasha Muteweye (33) was driving a Toyota Hiace along Simon Mazorodze Road when he negligently allowed Bernard Taurai Genti to hang onto the back of the speeding kombi. At a roundabout, the vehicle swerved — Genti lost his grip, suffered serious injuries, and died five days later. The consequences: · 2 years effective jail time · Driver's licence cancelled · Banned from operating public service vehicles for 2 years

@KingJayZim Makorokoto King. I am greatfull to be one of the 80k followers. I relate mostly with your random thoughts and knowledge of music. Chipindai pa zana (100k) pakarehwa na baBela.

Tjoh? 😮 I've just hit 80K followers? Ummmm. For an ordinary Joe , just the other guy from next door, this is massive shuwa. Tsitstsitsitsi 🙃😛 Thank you all. I genuinely appreciate every follow, every comment, every laugh, every debate and every interaction on this app. Especially when I remember that when I first joined Twitter, I spent two years and seven months basically talking to myself 😭😂 Hehehehehe 😆😆 Whole timelines dead silent. Zero likes. Zero comments. Zero engagement. Two years not one munhu aingoti “hiya boss” pano 😅 Hahahahaha. 😝😅😅😅 So this 80K honestly hits different.👊🏼 Thank you for rocking with me through the graze reviews, road trips, random thoughts, nonsense, serious moments and all the chaos in between 😆 Aiwa, thank you. Ndinotenda. Ngiyabonga kakhulu. ❤️ #TheKingIsAround #HappinessIsOurBusiness @TeamFuloZim #SonOfNjanja

@ehTGlitch @EdgarsFashion

Who is keeping Edgars in Business?

@VMusinachirevo Try supporting @ManCity

There are times I honestly think of taking rat poison that Magumbo uses to kill makozho but when I remember that I have kids that need me for survival I soldier on with this perilous pain.

To: @ChineseZimbabwe Is this what Zimbabweans or any other foreigners are doing in China? You crossed the line a long time ago! You enjoy the protection of the Zanu PF mafia clique. We will deal with you!

@beingblackie_ El matador

He does not get the flowers he deserves

Leaving everything on the pitch 👊

@presmlo10 Kkk

How many Zimbabweans know that Robert Mugabe never visited Angola in his 37 tyrinical years because Zanupf, PAC supported Unita. He died without setting his foot in Angola.