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@KurliQJen

god is not real but my boobs sure are

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Jen@KurliQJen·
The fact that the peaceful transition of power is even brought up during this debate shows how far we have fallen #VPDebate
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@Wendys I called a local store to complain about something that occurred. I was stern, never raised my voice, never cursed at her however she ended the phone call and telling me to fuck off what do we do about that?
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@AMCTheatres Ughhhh no. I just want to check movie times but the stupid Taylor Swift que keeps coming up. You should give people an opt out option.
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@AMCHelps wtf is this?? I just want to check movies times?? I don’t see an opt out option. I don’t want Swift anything.
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@dominos I don’t understand how I can pay the full amount online and then when the food is delivered I’m told I owe $2??
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@joshtenet Eh. I saw it last night it’s not that deep.
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josh tenet@joshtenet·
WARNING: do NOT watch Oppenheimer before Barbie
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@BenjaminCrew1 You too?! The guy next to me was picking up his phone every 10 minutes to look things up. No joke.
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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·
Person sitting in front of me during Oppenheimer pulled up his Wikipedia page 15 minutes into the movie
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@RNCResearch It’s giving tan suit and Dijon mustard vibes.
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RNC Research@RNCResearch·
Biden is rewarded with an ice cream sandwich after finishing his speech in Philadelphia
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Joe Biden@JoeBiden·
I approve this message.
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Team Katie
Team Katie@TeamKatiePorter·
Each year, lawmakers and defense lobbyists play the same game, pouring hundreds of billions into the Pentagon without scrutinizing every dollar—and it's taxpayers who lose. Today, I invited witnesses to play JeoparDoD, to win oversight for the American people.
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celia@_celia_bedelia_·
The number of dudes who think Jonah Hill telling his girlfriend what she could and could not do/wear/hang out was a nice way of letting them know his boundaries is truly fucking terrifying
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Jesse Case@jessecase·
The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."
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@tjmaxx what’s the logic behind your store closing at 9:30 but fitting rooms are closed at 5:30?
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Blockbuster
Blockbuster@blockbuster·
A friendly reminder that when you used to rent videos from us. We didn’t care who you shared it with… As long as you returned it on time. @netflix
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@prattprattpratt @KSchwarzenegger I am not a publicist, nor have I had any professional experience in that field, yet I feel like I could provide you invaluable service.
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Chris Pratt
Chris Pratt@prattprattpratt·
Happy Mother’s Day to all of the mothers out there. Especially grateful today for @KSchwarzenegger. You’re a wonderful partner. You’ve provided me such a blessed life. Our two daughters are so lucky to have you and you’re the best step mama to Jack. And to my mom, Kathy, you raised us with such love and light and laughter— so grateful for you today and always. And to @mariashriver, the best Mama G, I’m lucky to have you as a mother-in-law. And to all of the other moms in my life, I’m so grateful for all you do- thank you so much. Hope you feel celebrated today.
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