Kurtis Boekenhauer

@kbrewFL So. Did we say yes to a cake?

This table is over 100 years old! The only way you’re allowed to sit at it is if you’re sampling wedding cakes.

@kbrewFL That’s cheap as heck for right now. We are around a dollar more a gallon up here

FUCK!!! I think that’s the most expensive fill up I’ve ever had on this car!

@stoolpresidente Lundeens in Sycamore IL has a pretty good setup too

Shout out to Darren for the best High Noon ad of the day. Where is Sunrise Cellars? Everybody is looking for the transfusions. Looks like these guys have it. Thanks Darren!!!!

WDW fact of the month: as of 5-12-26, the Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh attraction officially became older than Mr. Toads Wild Ride ever was.June 5th Pooh will be 27 years old, Mr Toad was only 26 years 11 months. Sorry to those of us who still consider Pooh the “new” ride.

@WyattDuncan It has popped. It has popped indeed.

First look at the popcorn bucket

This was just posted on a Six Flags GrAm fan page and I noticed a familiar name… @DonHelbig Also look at that tallest coasters list. Wow the 90s really blew this list out of the water.

@kbrewFL Might as well just dump it on your head then

Wow…

@ILGOP @kbrewFL what’s your take on this. You’re a big rewards guy.

@marvel_updat3s 1 cause the audio was jacked. Send Frank after whoever mixed that audio out uploaded the mid rendered file.

From 1-10, how would you rate ‘THE PUNISHER: ONE LAST KILL’?

@DisneyPlus way to ruin the biggest release I’ve been looking forward to all year. This is what happens when you let AI mix your audio. I know I’m still gonna give it to you but you don’t deserve any more of my money.

@GeorgeFoster72 Send it

Fam.

@OnlineHyde @RetroSixFlags Fun question for us arm chair imagineers. What do you do with the St. Louis dark ride?

New interview with Enchanted Parks CEO. CEO has shifted from saying they are talking to WB to saying they will begin looking at “either internal or third-party replacements.” myleaderpaper.com/eedition/arnol…

Best feeling in all of sports. That view hits everytime. #cubs

This was the final out of Northwestern’s 5-4 win over Northern Illinois on Tuesday night. (NIU doesn’t have replay)

@DrewTheIntern I took an old school taxi once

Has anyone ever taken an Uber from Cleveland’s airport to Cedar Point?

@darthvader92 Just for educational purposes not piling on, speed is not a determining factor for height requirements. Strictly in the seat and restraint engineering.

@JimShull Way more appropriate to call it a modern version of a “cuddle up” not a whip.

As the Imagineer who was Creative lead on CARS in (then) Disney Studios, the attraction was two connected Demolition Derby rides. Angled to make for close proximity vehicles had high fins to prevent guests reaching out of the cars.

@DisneyScoopGuy @PViewd

The Bluey theme tablecloths at Troubadour Tavern outside the Fantasyland Theater where ‘Bluey’s Beat Day Ever’ is premiering today at Disneyland!

Pulling heat from the new Disneyland Topps cards #rocketrods

@kbrewFL Gym yes, but I also second everyone saying golf. Just start by hitting driving ranges. Dont need to buy any clubs or anything just use theirs and start ripping balls. Dont even worry about how bad you might be. It doesn’t actually matter.

The therapist also suggested I find something to do after work instead of sitting at home watching tv. I definitely agree with her but what to do is the question… I need a hobby.