The Emperor

I am already in town. Ninawangoja tu sasa. By 10am ata tunaweza enda hiyo State House. There's a smell of hope. Today is promising. We will make it today! #SiriNiNumbers #OccupyUntilVictory

@Kenyans Kwani hatuwezi piga hesabu wenyewe? Lazima Wayahudi watuambie?

Israel says Nairobi is at the edge of Iran’s 4,000km missile range

@Vickyjr Chude genje

Is there a Sheng word that you’ve been hearing around but you don’t know what it means?

A lot of people ask why there’s always been a certain respect and love between Manchester United and Real Madrid. They point to players who’ve worn both shirts. They talk about modern connections. But it goes way deeper than that. It goes back to a time when one club was broken… and the other chose to stand beside them. After the Munich air disaster, United wasn’t just grieving. They were on the edge. Players gone. The manager is fighting for his life. A future that suddenly didn’t look certain anymore. While the club was trying to find its feet again, across Europe, Santiago Bernabéu and his Real Madrid side had just become kings of the game. They had everything. The best players. The biggest stage. The European Cup is in their hands. They didn’t need to look back. But they did. When Madrid lifted that trophy in 1958, Bernabéu didn’t make it about dominance. He made it about respect. He publicly dedicated it to Manchester United. Not as a gesture. As recognition. Because he believed the team that had been lost in Munich was worthy of that crown. And it didn’t stop at words. Madrid offered real help. They were willing to loan Alfredo Di Stéfano — the best player in the world at the time — to United. Imagine that. At your lowest point… another club offering you their greatest asset to help you stand again. (The move never happened, blocked at the time… but the intention tells you everything.) Then came the friendlies. When United needed money, needed support, needed something to hold onto — Madrid showed up. They agreed to play matches, asked for almost nothing, and let United keep the gate. They brought their stars to Old Trafford, not for glory… but to fill the stadium and help a wounded club survive. There’s a story from one of those games. Madrid won heavily. But after the match, Bernabéu hosted a dinner for United. Not to celebrate. To encourage. He told Matt Busby something simple: “You are rebuilding. We will play you again… and again… until you are ready to beat us.” That’s not rivalry. That's brotherhood, love Respect at the highest level. That’s one giant recognizing another… even when it’s on its knees. So when people talk about the connection between Manchester United and Real Madrid today… It’s not just about players moving between clubs. It’s not just about modern football. It’s about history. About a moment when one club didn’t take advantage of another’s pain… They protected it. That’s why, for some of us, Real Madrid will always feel different. Not just another club. But one that showed up when it mattered most. And in football… You don’t forget that. 🔴🤍 As a United Fan, Real Madrid will always be my second club. Love and respect forever ❤️ #ManchesterUnited #GGMU #Realmadrid

@Kweyu_ @NytoP2PMwangi Relinquished party position for CS position. He cannot hold both.

@NytoP2PMwangi Oparanya?

ODM New Leadership Following the National Delegates Conference Held Today (27/03/2026) ✅ Party Leader H.E. Oburu Oginga – Senator for Siaya County ✅ National Chairperson H.E. Gladys Wanga – Governor, Homa Bay County ✅ Deputy Party Leaders • H.E. Abdulswamad Nassir – Governor, Mombasa County • H.E. Simba Arati – Governor, Kisii County ✅ Vice Chairpersons • Hon. Otiende Amolo – Rarieda MP • Hon. John Namoit – Turkana South MP ✅ Secretary General Hon. Catherine Omanyo – Busia Woman Representative ✅ Deputy Secretary General Hon. (Dr.) Agnes Zani – Nominated Senator ✅ National Treasurer Hon. Timothy Bosire ✅ Deputy National Treasurers • Hon. Fatuma Masito • Hon. Hilda Siang'a ✅ National Organizing Secretary H.E. Ahmed Abdullahi – Governor, Wajir County ✅ Deputy Organizing Secretary Hon. Ruth Odinga – Kisumu Woman Representative ✅ Secretary for Political Affairs Hon. Rozah Buyu ✅ Secretary for Publicity & Information Hon. Rahab Robi ✅ Secretary for International Affairs Hon. Esther Passaris ✅ Secretary for Women Affairs (Women League Leader) Hon. Beth Syengo ✅ Secretary for Youth Affairs (Youth League Leader) Mr. John Ketora ✅ National Assembly Whip Hon. Millie Odhiambo ✅ Senate Whip Hon. Stewart Madzayo ✅ Director of Campaigns Hon. Junet Mohammed Deputies: Hon. Mishi Mboko and Dr. Noah Akala

Lakini Wakenya sisi huwa matacore sana. One man appoints an IEBC of his liking. He buys the media and shuts down those he can’t control. He has Langat firmly in his grip of the police. He is already propping up his friends and kinsmen for the Chief Justice position ahead of 2027. He has opened the borders wide and is issuing IDs to foreigners like sweets. Halafu sisi tunangoja 2027. I pity us.

Just remembered Trevor Ombija asking why KSM-Malaba SGR contract should be made public yet it’s a Public Private Partnership, and I was like OMG, huyu ndio anataka kuingia bunge ? 😭

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

2 years later

What the fuck?

Kumbe hizo affordable housing ni za wakenya halafu mashamba zinapewa Israelis. Reject everything.

Mtawekwa kwa affordable housing mfinyane halafu huge tracts of land zipewe foreigners in the name of agriculture. You will work in your ancestral lands as slaves. Reject imperialism.

@theafroaussie Hapa tutahitaji collabo ya uchawi ya Kisii na Kambaland.

Wait, Israel plans to settle at least 500,000 Israelis in Kenya? Oh my God, we are so fucking screwed

@zaxoguda Huyu boiz huwa na madoido mob sana. Ameshika ball nikajua game over.

Huyo Odada asiwai vaa jersey ya national team

Iran came out with school bags ahead of their friendly match vs Nigeria, in order to honour the children who lost their lives from US-Israeli strikes. 🇮🇷🇳🇬 A lovely tribute. 🙏🏼

@moneyacademyKE Gideon Moi akisema KBB, licenses zote zinarudi. Editors wote wanapewa instruction from a "central point" na kazi inaendelea like nothing's happened.

The licenses for Radio Maisha, Spice FM, Vybez Radio, KTN News, Berur FM and KTN Burudani are set to be revoked by the Communications Authority over Sh49 million Standard Group debt

@BN_Karanja @Kenyans Are you a doctor?

@Kenyans This would definately make me change my mind on voting Ruto our by 9am. I will do it at 9:01am

President Ruto Announces Ksh900 Million Thika Stadium Upgrade To a Sitting Capacity of 10,000

@Kenyans What is this obsession with stadia for a nation that can't feed itself despite more than half being arable? A nation that can't school its population? A nation whose healthcare is in ICU?

Gor Mahia shamimg the nation since time immemorial. Harambee Stars Estonia Richars Odada Zech Obiero Bajaber Austin Odhiambo Ian Otieno

@JabaLiban1 Leo imemkataa.

@Kushnah Huyu Lenkupae is a scam.. probably shouldn't be a winger

Lenkupae anacheza kama defensive winger. Supply yake tlyote imerudi kwa centerback. Harambee Stars game vs Estonia is a reflection of their FIFA ranking as per the quality we are witnessing.

Which one do you support? Like for NDC led by Oburu Odinga and retweet for Linda Mwananchi by Edwin Sifuna.