Kutayi Otiende

@BernardKavuli Luto

Among Kalonzo Musyoka, William Ruto, Rigathi Gachagua and Raila Odinga, who should stand to allow Edwin Sifuna to sit?

@Adele_lide Why do I feel like you are being stupid and unreusable

Natembeya and Sifuna are wasting their time. Nobody can dislodge Wetangula as the Bukusu Kingpin. Kama Raila alishindwa sasa hao cerelac babies ndio wanaweza!

@RobertAlai Apart from bile for the successfuls what else does @RobertAlai has

From the cross-examination of Dr. Gikonyo, you realise that he got rich and powerful with a big hospital because of proximity to state influence and not because of any unique competence or elevated level of wisdom.

Lions do mate 200 times every two day ? Don’t they get tired! 🤣

@keezafaith Try it in heaven if not hell

Dear men Can i get a man to pay all my bills without asking for sex? 🤔

He's part of the Syndicate

@bakhita_esther You are just as stupid as your corrupt boss

This is what happens when you don't pay for SHA. Watu wa Kakamega lipeni SHA

@MissLingard14 Omuchinji

Of all the Names President William Ruto was given which one was the best?

@Kibet_bull @krazy_comedy So pain. Patriotic kenyans will never forget this

Dr Obwaka's wife: My husband, Dr Obwaka, received a call from a Kalenjin man from the State House who told him, “Wewe Bomori mkubwa amesema utoe hiyo kesi iko kwa High Court.”

@AlFayeed__ @edwinsifuna Mbwa bila mkia

@edwinsifuna I am 100% sure youre going to blame ruto instead of the hoe who supplied him electricity that electrocuted him

Happening…Memorial service for the late Dr. Job Obwaka at CITAM Valley Road, Nairobi.

@bakhita_esther As Kenyans we will only miss the president's bootlickers on this up

I am not a prophet, but if Kenyans do not re-elect President Ruto, they will regret it terribly. No one will ever deliver the way he has, or stabilize our economy

@BernardKavuli Kasongo will eat that money in the name of Taxation and he'll have nothing to put on the table

A Kenyan worker in a Gulf country is asking whether he should leave and return to Kenya after saving up Ksh 300,000 to open a motorbike spare parts business. What would you advise him?

@Broadbasedgal The same Mbadi who was nominated to parliament cousig women, PWDs and Youths to lose a chance of representation in parliament after he lost his parliamentary seat??

Ruth Odinga should stick to her lane. Mbadi is not her equal. This is Mbadi: 1.Four-term MP 2.ODM chairperson for 11yrs 3.Minority Leader in the 13th Parliament 4. Finance Minister 5. Founder Nyang' reswa Foundation Mbadi is poised to become the first president from Luo Nyanza

You have wet dreams.

@AsaabaCharlotte Both

@BernardKavuli @andrewlimoo15 Kenya Kwanza's puppet speaker

What will you remember Moses Wetangula for during his tenure as Speaker of the National Assembly?

@JaphethOtieno01 A man who could not win an election in his constituency and Raila had him back to parliament on a seat meant for women, PWDs and Youths lecturing legitimately Elected leaders.

CS Mbadi angrily warning Ruth Odinga that they will never bring back Edwin Sifuna and to stop lecturing them because her brother is the party leader: “Hatutaki ujinga!” like Odinga Owns ODM party. “If you are afraid, kama nyinyi ni waoga, wacheni viti zenu watu wengine waingie.” Hii ni kiburi, Mbadi. Raila alikusaidia to a level ukaitwa expert.

@Danmtall @edwinsifuna I attest to that

@edwinsifuna I never knew Mrs Watenya was your mum. Watu walisoma Moi primary Bungoma mnajua Huyu vile alikua wire

Ukiona akicheka hivi huezi jua anaeza kuua na slippers.

@edwinsifuna Mrs. Watenya. My teacher of English at Moi DEB the Common Wealth School 1999

The wild does not follow emotion — it follows survival.