Kuyan

I write #haiku poems. Here's one about #writing - I'll be publishing a little book of haiku poetry later in the year. #WritingCommunity

@devegas49 @irishstayc @ask_aubry Who'd have thought that someone called "Kayla" would be awful.

This dude: I cheated on my girlfriend at her birthday with my friend. What's the problem with my girlfriend?

@rootfayth @hoe4redvelvet @ask_aubry You've never been much of anything, have you?

@hoe4redvelvet @ask_aubry I’ve never even been drunk, nice read 😂

@glee_writes Anyone who calls themselves "Bex" is probably awful.

@BTCnotWW3 @SussexHenryVIII Spreading misinformation should be a crime.

@SussexHenryVIII Charles was told of imminent war escalation. Sends George to NZ to ensure a future heir. Kate goes too. Harrys summoned & advised. Why Russia threatened nukes due to NATO expansion. France may send troops to Ukraine. NATO Art. 5 may be invoked. US added nuclear bombers to UK.

Friday speculation: The rumor that the BBC have been given notice to expect something is… interesting. Other than that nothing has changed, every day without signs of life this gets increasingly bizarre. Especially when you consider how easy it would be to put this to bed.

@Ruby__Redshoes @Rubygirl_Tweets @SussexHenryVIII These conspiracy theories are getting more and more unhinged.

@jennyappless @LisaSillaway @Rubygirl_Tweets @SussexHenryVIII He cares about the planet, at least. Most people don't appear to.

@LisaSillaway @Rubygirl_Tweets @SussexHenryVIII I wish him good health but he's a crank pseudoscience wingnut.

@bencsmoke Focus on more important things.

no rings, kids all have their fingers crossed, weird blurring on charlotte’s cuffs, leaves on the trees despite it being early mach - i’m sorry but they’re just asking for us to go full katespiracy at this point

The world is running out of time. What are YOU doing about it?

@batsandcupcakes To save as many as I can.

@ask_aubry How do Gen Z communicate with each other if every other "word" is an initialism?

She states clearly she is on suicide watch but this dude sees that as an opportunity. 😒

@Lazerteeth1 @debpeaves @ask_aubry This person has no humanity.

@Ponderosa1415 @debpeaves @ask_aubry Oh shut up lol Nobody is pretending to have a moral high ground. He was paying me/providing me with a lovely apartment. You expect me to turn that down? Be fucking for real.

I want to submit to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, that they use this as an example definition of FAFO.

@ask_aubry Why do Americans use so many mindless initialisms instead of just typing actual words? Is it laziness?

@ask_aubry If Trump wins, you won't be able to get ice cream, just a large dose of radiation.

Did you hear that fellas? Now you can't get ice cream by yourselves.

@1followernodad Why do you waste time caring about this kind of thing? The climate is collapsing.

so many people coming very late to the k*te m*ddleton situation. pull open your 17 reddit tabs, baby girl we've been here since jan 14.

@HighTestMeta @michellehex1212 @AlmostFree2022 Your duty, incel, is NOT to breed. Ever.

Hate to break to the “you’ll regret not having children” crowd but there’re probably more mothers who regret having children than the other way around.

@April__Addams @ask_aubry "NGL"? Why not just speak properly?

@ask_aubry Ngl it's my favourite go to. That or say what's that lump on the upper left side. Gets em every time

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@SussexHenryVIII Why are these ordinary people so obsessed with rich people?

I just can’t think of a rational reason why they wouldn’t have released a photograph of Kate Middleton by now outside of they literally cannot.

If you're not liberal you're illiberal. I propose shortening this to "ill". To put it another way: "Frank thinks women should stay in the kitchen, what's wrong with him?" "Frank is ill."

Twitter is now owned by a man who openly supports fascism. @elonmusk is actively working to destabilise the world for profit.