Kween Peen
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sinto que todas mulheres bissexuais que namoram/já namoraram com homens héteros vão passar por pelo menos um dos dois eventos canônicos: ou seu namorado te fetichiza e invalida falando que vc pode ficar com outras pessoas (detalhes só pode ser outras mulheres) ou ele te pinta +
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@LdyLemuria99348 @DesireeAmerica4 Yeah, he needed help getting off the car, an got it
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@DesireeAmerica4 It seems to me that the man on top of the car had a mental crisis. It needed a different kind of approach. Talk to him. Call the police so the man can be taken to the ER for evaluation and treatment. He looked confused & agitated. More like he needed help.
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One of those “this can’t be real” moments.
Some guy perched himself smack on the hood of a car, refusing to budge, trapping the poor driver at an intersection.
Before anyone even had time to dial the police, some random SUV driver had *had enough.* This guy storms out, grabs the hood-sitter, and hurls him onto the pavement like a wrestler clearing the ring.
So, here’s the question: if someone’s acting like a traffic troll, do bystanders get a pass for going full vigilante to solve the problem, or did that guy just leap wayyyy over the line?
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@05Calv @Ferd_Turgeson @goobies99 None of these people even know what they’re laughing at. it’s just the two dumbest bitches telling each other “exactlyyy” meme in your mentions rn
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@Ferd_Turgeson @goobies99 It’s stupid for him to try to understand something that he doesn’t?
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@NFL_DovKleiman He’s obviously extremely athletic but also very much not keeping up step for step in this clip
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How in the world did iShowSpeed step for step with Eagles star WR DeVonta Smith??
iShowSpeed is a generational athlete.
🤯🤯🤯
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Me: spends 20 min answering multiple questions why a live resin cart is better , explaining why it’s a way better high, what terpenes do and they use ceramic coils so it tastes better
Customers:
issy@halkiasupdates
These taste Exactlyyyyy the same
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@SweetG1951 @plk669888 @SketchesbyBoze …implying you care at least a little, which is the opposite of what the speaker means when they say that.
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@plk669888 @SketchesbyBoze It’s correct. It means “I suppose I could care less, but I don’t.”
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You can be pretty confident that someone doesn’t read when they say “raped over at Kohl’s” rather than “raked over the coals.” As literacy declines, we are seeing new & unparalleled malapropisms.
recious pecious@haleyvemealone
My fav malapropism
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@brapLord1 @Dasani_UK @LeeCountry1st @Cartoonsong2 @Babygravy9 Lmao, that’s such an insane amount of weed to smoke, who cares what you have to say about anything? It doesn’t relate to me, I smoke a normal amount of weed, I’m not gonna end up scromiting or whatever
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@Dasani_UK @LeeCountry1st @Cartoonsong2 @Babygravy9 Only the most chronic heavy smokers get CHS. I was smoking a bong every 10 mins for a couple years. I regret it but its reality
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A society’s drug of choice speaks volumes about the nature and vitality of that society. The abandonment of alcohol and nicotine for marijuana and its derivatives is as strong an index of decline as any I can think of.
kuno@kunostia
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@cocainebabes It’s probably past time cocainebabes but better late than never!
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No disrespect to Mr. Jagger, comfortably the greatest leading man in history for my money, but has there ever been a sex symbol as ugly?
J R ❤️🔥@ResilienceX3
Mick Jagger on the cover of WSJ. Magazine
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@realMarcusGunn Too many single mothers in the world for "female intuition" to mean anything
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What men are opening up to women about being porn addicts? This is like a 1st to me.
Meghan Murphy@MeghanEMurphy
It’s true. All women I know are sick of dating porn addicts.
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@realMarcusGunn @Azazel_under Women openly say a lot of clearly stupid shit
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@Azazel_under Nope. I wish they were joking. There are women who openly say this.
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I used blindly follow people back bc I was raised in the MySpace era but Ive been “you follow a nazi you must be racist” too many times now you’re an opp til proven otherwise
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@AldousAsterion Worth considering that neither of those dudes wrote books
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Worth considering that the original audiences of Homer & Shakespeare did not engage with text on a page. Much of literary history is the history of performance, separate from the history of the book. Even today, poets write for the ear & consider performance the real thing.
🌘revenant⚡@revenant_MMXX
Actually, yes, I would say that listening to an audiobook isn't the same as reading. The entire point is that you can do something else while listening. No one gives their undivided attention to an audiobook. It's a cheatcode to avoid having to actually read.
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@CogZoom @adrianmckinty It sucks. Possibly the worst voiceover of any movie ever made. Absurdly long. No characters, only actors. Trite where it thinks it’s profound. A genuinely shitty piece of art, only somewhat redeemed by its visual beauty
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@adrianmckinty Correct. This is a test of both intelligence and taste.
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SPR wasn’t even the best war movie of 1998
Stephen Black@stephenRB4
Saving Private Ryan is the greatest war movie ever made, and I will die on this hill.
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@HikiPTG What’s more common is changing your aesthetic preferences because of values
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isn't that more natural than changing your values because of a song or picture?
alco ⊢ ꙮ@qualiascript
being right-leaning and high openness is so funny. "this is one of my favorite musicians, i disagree with everything they stand for, highly recommend"
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@KnoxEndemic @jake_doubleyoo This is a misunderstanding of what ppl are conveying when they say glazing
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@jake_doubleyoo Not really it literally came from donuts first, not even kidding look it up
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"glazing" has become a weirdly commonplace term, considering how obscene its meaning is.
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@Howlingmutant0 It is corny but I think both Coogler and Jordan thrive on corniness in a way other actors and filmmakers do not. Making corny look natural is Jordan’s greatest acting skill
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I admit I haven’t seen sinners (not racist, other reasons) but every clip or bit of promotional material I have seen make it look like the corniest movie ever made
Pop Base@PopBase
Newly released promotional images of Michael B. Jordan as Smoke and Stack in ‘SINNERS.’ Photography by Frank Ockenfels III 📸
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@technofemme In both cases the assumption is the person is embarassed to admit they only fuck men
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isn't it fascinating how bisexual women are routinely treated as ontologically straight whereas bisexual men are seen as irredeemably branded by faggotry
j💟@bxkigx2
what woman would willingly date a bi male
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@lil_buts Feels like the natural response would be “why didn’t you?”
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fyi if you are filling out march madness brackets at work and your coworker didn't organize a women's pool, it is your job to be annoying and ask them why that is
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@talu1ah Disagree (speaking as someone who has played music for 30+ years but still knows next to no theory, cuz it’s hard to learn)
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