Kyle

Unpinned the viral tweet

ive never heard of this guy in my life

Bunch of old people on Facebook replying to it like "When I was a young'n you couldn't snooze a cock!"

An AI generated image of an alarm clock snooze button with the caption "This button destroyed a generation!"

@icmpressure You are such a little bitch lmao

Chugging four monsters and then immediately taking a Xanax to calm down

PLAYSTACEAN 🦀

can't talk rn, mountain whispering my name to clouds..

give a man a fish, awesome. give a man two fish, even better

Sorry to this account for screen recording but if I lost this one I'd be devastated

my eye floaters soar and dive with the birds in the sky

If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's

Walk today

I was up on a ladder painting the gutters on my house when a young couple walked by with a stroller. The child saw me and exclaimed, “The Man. The Man is up high!” That’s right kid. I’m the Man Who’s Up High. The Man in the High Tower.

There is a percentage of the population that inexplicably doesn't accelerate on freeway on-ramps and tries to get on the highway going 30 mph and I do not understand it

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I am beyond blessed to inhabit the Earth at the same time as the moose, a beast of considerable proportions

“This is like something else” nuh uh no it’s not, it’s entirely its own thing. [kneels down, folds hands] explode this person, God. Explode this person into millions of little pieces. Explode them now