Kyle Deutsch

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Kyle Deutsch

@KyleDeutsch

Calmer than you are.

Katılım Mayıs 2011

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No Context College Basketball@ContextFreeCBB·4 Kas

No Context College Basketball tweet media

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Kelly Chase@Chasenpucks39·11 Eki

Here it is again for those that haven't seen it

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Danny Deraney@DannyDeraney·27 Tem

In honor of the Olympics, the greatest SNL short ever made. Men's Synchronized Swimming.

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Cardinals Stats And Facts@STL_Stats_Facts·19 Tem

Albert Pujols MLB ranks since 2000: 703 HRs - 1st 3384 Hits - 1st 2218 RBI - 1st 1914 Runs - 1st 89.9 fWAR - 1st 74.8 WPA - 1st ESPN ranked him as the #1 baseball player but just the 24th ranked athlete since 2000. Very few dominated an entire era like Albert did.

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Bloccin Ass Tay@luckykidtay·9 Tem

‘Not like us’ on guitar hero is fuccin crazy

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CCP IS ASSHOE@CCPISASSH0E·30 Haz

I saw this the night it aired and almost had an accident I was laughing so hard. Enjoy….

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Seinfeldism@Seinfeldism1·25 Haz

Trivia time! The Seinfeld series featured a multitude of fictional films. How many Seinfeld movies can you name? #Seinfeld

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Gateway Sports Venue@GSV_STL·20 Oca

De Smet went 20-of-26 from three in an 85-48 rout of Class 5 #2 Vianney. Duff twins @duff_dillon & @OwenDuff10 combined for 16 threes and 57 points. Clinical and ruthless.

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All The Right Movies@ATRightMovies·31 Ara

Ben Affleck's hilarious commentary track for ARMAGEDDON...

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Barstool Sports@barstoolsports·8 Ara

will we ever see this Zion again?

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CBS Sports College Football 🏈@CBSSportsCFB·24 Kas

From Division II Truman State to leading the SEC in rushing at @MizzouFootball. @codyschrader_7's journey to stardom for the Tigers is all rooted in work ethic and a strong family foundation.

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no context curb your enthusiasm@ProManimalUnity·20 Kas

today is bob einstein’s bday 🫶

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Kyle Deutsch@KyleDeutsch·11 Kas

Always good to use when confronting a bubble boy.

Adam Weingartner@pittore187

What’s an obscure line from TV or film that you use all time, but only a few people catch the reference? I’ll go first. “The card says Moops”

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Kyle Deutsch@KyleDeutsch·29 Eyl

Sunk cost, duh.

Tej Seth@tejfbanalytics

boy math is joining $500 worth of fantasy football leagues and then a couple months later getting $100 back from those leagues and thinking that you have $100 of extra spending money that you didn't have before,

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eEric@ericsshadow·26 Haz

8am: egg white omelette (no cheese) 12pm: one apple, one banana, one yogurt 6pm: chicken Caesar salad (light dressing) 8pm: small frozen yogurt 830pm: a few hard pretzels 845pm: two Oreos 850pm: four Oreos 853pm: eight Oreos 9pm: grilled cheese 930pm: Pizza Hut

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Thomas Welch@twelcher15·3 Haz

It’s this one times a million @Buck

Collin@CopierCollin

What's your favorite Joe Buck call?

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St. Louis Cardinals@Cardinals·3 May

Remembering a St. Louis Legend ❤️

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Kyle Deutsch@KyleDeutsch·13 Nis

How interested should we be in your cousin?

John Nucci@JNucci23

True Story: when the PGA Championship was at Oak Hill in 2013, my cousin was a volunteer and Rory McIlroy asked her out to dinner. She declined because she “thought he was just a weird short Irish dude.” I guess she wasn’t totally wrong.

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Kyle Deutsch@KyleDeutsch·2 Şub

“Lying in my bed and I’m still just a ready to play!” Instead of Smashing Punpkin’s “Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage”

Jimmy Fallon@jimmyfallon

It's Hashtags time! In honor of the Grammy Awards this Sunday, tweet out a funny song lyric that you or someone you know misunderstood. Could be on the show! #MisheardLyrics

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Kyle Deutsch@KyleDeutsch·20 Oca

Will Ohtani the hitter also be a free agent?

FOX Sports: MLB@MLBONFOX

Here are the top starting pitchers who are set to hit free agency after the 2023 season 👀

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