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Remember that time in year six I beat Henry in a 100m race and he got so angry he challenged me to a rematch? Well bring it H #MissPeader

Everyone has much more exciting lives than I do

So many people have turned into political geniuses because they read a few news articles

All I want is this kitten and to call him Cool cat Christof

I want a new car 🙃

Literally the most stressful day of my life

I'm not sure they've invented mobile Internet up north yet

The fact that it's March already is just silly

Glad that even snapchat is making me feel lonely today, top banter

Mondays are the worst

@DanielBradley_ That's meant to be my job bro

Some people are fucking weird

Fuck Rain.

Car salesmen are always so sleazy, it's like it's part of the job description

Today is a complete write off

My day so far has consisted of getting completely aired by everyone over every form of contact

Praise the Lord that twitter asks you before you retweet something

I'm not sure if today has actually happened or not

Actually having a job makes you realise how much money is worth and why it should be spent on alcohol

"I'm not quite sure I follow" - Translation: The bloody hell are you on about?

- KP 12th century twitter.com/LucyyEvans_/st…