Kyle Jett

Top 3 worst pickup lines 1. Girl, that titty game is on point 2. (Cosby impression) 3. I'm just saying, Hitler had some good points...

Ohh yeah! Enter to win the #WWE Legends #RoyalRumble Card Game or a Macho Man Collector's Belt! #DigItToWinIt rafflecopter.com/rafl/display/e…

What an unfortunate place to cut off the title. That's not baggage at all!! @Jomboy_ @JomboyMedia @JomboyJakeTV @TalkinJake

Someone outside my apartment has been in their car bumping the same 30 second beat on loop for the past 20 minutes. Bruh, what are you listening to, a DVD menu?

Just ate a @JELLO snack pack while sitting in the kitchen floor. Not sure if I've hit my peak or rock bottom.

I hope that one day I love something as much as white people love naming their daughters names that end with -leigh

As a society there are several things we disagree on. Politics, religion, whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich or a taco. But I think one thing that we can all agree on is that collectively there is no worse group of drivers than @jeep owners.

To the 2 people eating on a blanket in the floor at @Moes_HQ go be white and weird somewhere else please. You're making the rest of us uncomfortable.

If they made a "That 70s Show" today with the same time difference it would be "That 2000s Show" and I just realized how old I'm getting.

There's no better proof of the arrogance of humans than the fact that there are over 200 moons in our solar system and only one of them is known as "THE moon."

Teenage guys, after covering themselves in @AXE body spray and listening to nine minutes of a @joerogan podcast.

You: Ass to mouth Me, a civilized person:

If you think the #Coronavirus is bad just wait until the FourLokoVirus breaks out. #CoronavirusOutbreak

This is how @StephenCurry30 shoots 3s. @warriors @NBA2K #SophiaCurry #GoldenGirls

Who wore it better? Just kidding. We already know the answer to that. @The_MJF @AEWrestling #AEWFullGear

@SonyRewards @askplaystation Tried a dozen times to sign up. Keeps telling me it's wrong. They never are. Why?

@WWEgames @2KSupport If I pre-order the NXT edition does it charge me immediately or does it wait until it ships?

@AskPlayStation Why is my PS4 deleting full games on it's own? It's deleted @TheCrewGame twice since last night. Unacceptable. @PlayStation

First crotch chop on TV. @TheRealXPac @TripleH @ShawnMichaels @WWERoadDogg @RealBillyGunn #WrestlingVines #Raw #WWE vine.co/v/iBO6BUIMjzX

The scariest part about #Saw is that you still had to be on channel 3 to watch stuff.

@sageboggs 🎶Imagine all the weeping🎶