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@THESTATENEWSS What the fuck is he laughing at

“After speaking with the fire service personnel, they have confirmed that 16 people have been rescued, while two others have been found dead following the collapse of a building at Accra Newtown,” — Accra Mayor Michael Kpakpo Allotey

if you taste malaria opueh eh! you go dey leave door open on purpose make mosquito dey bite your babe. 😭

@Justwandyy Omo girl u mumu ooo. I see one tweet like this. I couldn’t believe my eyes

Native spag🫣🍝

They're calling it the most female tweet of all time.

@LisiBallbusting It’s 2026 bitch. Men don’t really give two fucks and a single shit about y’all’s. Y’all claim to be independent and shit and you think a man will hustle for your pleasure sexually. Lemme tell u the uncomfortable truth u don’t wanna hear. Men just want to cum. Nothing concerns us

Okay, so here is the truth about women and penis size. No fetish, no bs, just the truth. It matters more than men can imagine. It is so, so important to all women. Not just sexually, but because we use it to measure your value as a man. And yes, bigger is always better.

@vibewithmraddy Tweet not funny but that low quality video. U see that 13.6p low quality video?

I asked her out and she said I'm not her type because I work in a mortuary. a week later she got hit by a bus. Guess who's dying to see me?

@_OKJ__ That last line ? 🙄

You know what this means? It means that the past, in a sense, still exists…if you’re in the right vantage point to observe it. To understand why this is possible, you have to recognize that everything you see depends on light. Objects are visible because they emit or reflect light. If something neither emits nor reflects any light, you wouldn’t see it at all ,you’d only perceive darkness or, at best, a silhouette. Now, the key point is that the speed of light is finite. Light travels at a specific speed…it doesn’t move instantaneously from one place to another. If that’s the case, then everything you see is actually seen as it was in the past. The amount of delay depends on the distance between you and the object you’re observing. When you look at your phone screen, you’re seeing it as it was a few microseconds ago….that’s how long it takes for the light to reach your eyes. When you look at the Sun, you’re seeing it as it was about 8 minutes ago, for the same reason. Now take this idea further….if an alien civilization were located 2,000 light-years away and had a sufficiently powerful telescope focused on Earth…especially around Nazareth or Bethlehem…it would catch Mary and Elizabeth, the mother of John the Baptist, planning on how to convince Joseph that the pregnancy was by the Holy Spirit…when in reality, she had a sexual encounter with a Roman soldier who later rejected responsibility for the pregnancy. 🥲

@ChiamakaNwaJohn Cho Cho Cho na so u go Dey end up for papa Chinedu house

Feed him? Absolutely. But no man who has offended me is having sex with me in the name of conjugal duties, until we sort things out.

If you're wicked retweet.

@KinaCatGirl Gang, u fucking rage baiting or what

In English, nothing ends with the letter g

@maxxiekay Both genders kwraa u no Dey get na only girls. Sia 🤣

for the girls ooo….the boys should stop quoting!

@maxxiekay @arabianmadeit_ Air Airfry Air condition Airlicopter Airoplane 😭😭😭

eyi in your throat name a car

Kids have very small and happy world. i hope i can go back to that world. 😂

@AfiaBoahemaa_ Open DMs first make I show u something

Stop sending your teds to ladies, it’s disgusting 🤮 ewwww.

@xghana_ Woanya banku bi adi ohn

New Push-up Challenge 🔥

@WofahKay1 @onepilato9 Person wey finally snatched the bread away? 😭😭

@onepilato9 See how the guy dey watch am 😂😂😂

Daybreak Adwen ne tactics nkoaaa Coconut and tea bread combo for the morning 😂

@Wxshingtonn @onepilato9 @1GTA__ STFU pussy

@onepilato9 @1GTA__ 😭😭

@Winifunds Community notes wtf

But do women really sound funny like that ??😭😭 You all to stop 😭😂😂

@sgisellegs x.com/kyndives/statu…

Ya pussy don’t get wet when ya pleased ya man?