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Anyone know if they make/where to get one of these more than 10’ tall? I swear they exist but can’t find them anywhere.

@Yotie72 @Arokh74 Definitely were

@Arokh74 You were misssd!

@Arokh74 hope ya had a great birthday pal!

@orcakeiko Seems OK.

@MaliePono It would solve some of the problems with voter ID.

@MaliePono Passports should be free.

@RedIzaK Good induction is so nice. :>

Adulting be like... All I want for chrismas are best possible induction cooktop and electric oven (seriously, current ones are garbage; we got them installed in flat)

@_likeshine_ Well, I got in on the first one, but if you want to, sure!

@tugrik @TraegerGrills Or perhaps just has the app talk to a local API when possible. :>

Can confirm, BTW. Doing a smoked/deep-fried dual mode turkey here, and the control app is utterly unusable on my Timberline XL. I hope in the future @TraegerGrills beefs up their NetOps/IOPS departments a bit so they can handle burst loads more gracefully.

High amusement in the #InternetOfShit department today. Folks using the #TraegerThanksgiving tag to talk about how their app/service is crashing due to the intensely high usage brought on by the holiday. Not how Traeger expected to get coverage today, I'm quite sure. :)

@KeyFeathers @logicalbio Shame, that’s the one I jumped to. You can basically join any of them (maybe mastodon.art?) and people from wherever can follow you.

@carlfish Which is going to lock out everyone automating customer service, brands who have custom post workflows, etc. Basically, locking the door used by people who spend money here.

@_ElizabethMay @cstross Why, it’s almost like they don’t trust him. I can’t imagine why anyone wouldn’t willingly sacrifice their lives for the guy that *checks notes* locked them out of their offices because they’re saboteurs

@PaintYourDragon @Artslavefursuit Oh, love ‘Beast Wishes’

I want to hear some ideas for a studio name that focuses on werewolves, monsters, silicone, faux fur and fuckable costumes. ...this may or may not be purely theoretical.

@alopexfoxy Let’s not, and leave them to it.

Seriously, the more people drop out for other platforms, the more his bubble fills with gross sycophants. It's a circle-jerk of crypto bros, VC wannabes, PE defenders, racists, etc. We need more people to hang on to keep up his ratio of shitposters and dunkers vs. fellators.

I accidentally ended up in the comments section of one of the Rotten Melon's tweets, and now I feel like I need a shower with some really strong disinfectants.

@cstross If he deprecates the API, brands will not have a good way of posting anymore. They don’t use the website or app.

@Saffi_Anne @cstross @elonmusk And even after all of that, he’s gonna do whatever he wants anyway, and we either deal with it or leave.

Reinstate former President Trump

@carlfish Cloud is useful in the middle. When you’re small, you can keep servers under desks or in closets. When you’re big, you run your own DCs (or at least get cages in someone else’s DC). Medium sized? Cloud

@Termyotter @Whyrl Wow, they’re back to using lead plumbing already?

@bardinbrief @whstancil Texas: Hey, your plan to demonetize and de-boost hate speech is illegal.

@whstancil Random right-wingers on the internet: Move to Texas, Elon! Elon in Texas: Where the hell are all the programmers who'll work 80 hour weeks with no job security? Random right-wingers: Look, we specialize in trans jokes, okay

Veteran Twitter engineers: “Twitter is more complicated than you think. It’ll start to break very soon unless someone is manning the engine room.” Random right-wingers on the Internet:

@whstancil @Whyrl They’re probably hiring by now. I’m sure since they’re clearly an expert, they’d love to go earn that sweet dot-com cash.