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@crunchbar This some April fools bs ain’t it?

You've been pairing Buncha CRUNCH with popcorn for years. Now it gets its rightful spot on the concession stand🍫🍿Introducing the Buncha CRUNCH Concession Dispenser Experience™️, coming soon. 👀

@CelebsDailyX I’m not even into spitting or pee pee or poo poo but she could!

Cameron Brink is a 6'4" goddess.

@gtrunner @WallStreetApes The issue is not with the sensor. It’s the folding seat that doesn’t sense and stop when running into resistance.

@WallStreetApes it detects if a human is in the back seat and doesn't move it didn't detect a human so it moved they cant make the car retard proof though

American has a Hyundai Palisade Calligraphy They just realized something extremely dangerous “My kids have ridden in that third row countless times, and now seeing what's coming out about these vehicles... it's terrifying” Children can be easily crushed:

@metrodetroitn I was not on this flight so I cannot comment on what happened

An American Airlines flight from New York to Chicago (AA2819) was diverted to Detroit Metro Airport on Sunday, where the plane was isolated. In a statement, an FBI Detroit spokesperson said: “I can confirm that personnel from the FBI in Michigan are present (March 29, 2026) at DTW Airport, located in Romulus, Michigan, conducting law enforcement activities. There is no current threat to the public at this time.” We are working to gather updates.

@iconredesign Every single iPhone Air I’ve seen in the wild is in a (thick) case. I always wonder what’s the point of the person buying it if they’re going to put it in a case?

Fun fact: The vast majority of iPhone Air units in existence today are on iOS 26.0, have zero battery cycles, are manufactured on or before September 2025, have never been activated, and are simply sitting brand-new in sealed boxes and never used

@KevinSparrow8 I’m old enough to remember McDonalds in downtown Disney

Does anyone else remember getting McDonalds French fries here at Disney, or am I the oldest man on Twitter?

@ryknoll3 @TrungTPhan Exactly

@L3MONTSLA @TrungTPhan and your stupid parents are part of the reason these stores quit that policy for electronics.

Also reminder: Costco has a “100% satisfaction guarantee” return policy with no expiration and people love putting it to the test.

@Rap Maybe my musical taste has matured but it’s a no from me dawg. I’ll give it a couple more tries.

RATE YE'S BULLY 1-10‼️👀

@RickyDoggin I visited a rebottling plant in Colombia that make fake sodas in real bottles. I can guarantee you those are dirty knockoff sprites. Yuck!

Rocket soda master...

@DramaAlert Probably @kanyewest

DOOMS DAY TRUCK SPOTTED IN NYC

@Nick_Marseil @SerenityNow2000 My 6 YO kiddo has this PC. We got it new this past Black Friday for $849. He’s enjoying it for whatever the heck he plays on it.

@SerenityNow2000 An 8GB 5060 ain't it bro

You know what happens every time we have awful Playstation news, right?

@MetamateDaz I got $3,000 last week to bump to the next day

My airline just offered ~$300 to get off and fly 5 hours later. I did the math. $60 an hour to chill in an airport lounge? WHERE CAN I APPLY FOR THIS JOB FULL TIME?

@blephin_ I don’t understand the hate he gets. As a musician myself, I find him to be an awesome creative artists.

@lowkeyalbert And that comes from lifestyle creep because how tf am I the wealthiest I’ve ever been yet feel the brokest

Let's be honest: 80% of adult stress is just about not having enough money.

@CollegeFBPortal I admire his confidence saying that with his wife looking like that

NEW: Providence HC Bryan Hodgson with a LEGENDARY quote in his introductory press conference: “If you ever wanna question my recruiting abilities just look at my wife Jordan." 😂

@KnoxEndemic I’m sorry but you missed on the last batch. These are no longer sour. Latest batch sucks!

Spent about 40 minutes looking for ANY metabolic pick-me-up without a bunch of poison in it, and look what I found! Natural sugar, coconut oil, and fruit juice 👍 none of that nasty chemicals, binders, or seed oils 😃

@SciTechera RIP in peace to her in advance

Wow A high school student just built a water filter that removes 96% of microplastics, without expensive equipment She developed a low-cost prototype using ferrofluid (a magnetic liquid) to remove microplastics from water. Instead of traditional filters, it binds plastic particles to the liquid and uses a magnetic field to pull them out. The system achieves ~95.5% removal efficiency, outperforming many conventional methods that typically remove 70–90%. It also recovers about 87% of the ferrofluid, making it reusable and more cost efficient.

@SusieM414141 Wait was that a hat holster on that cop?!

A shoplifter’s tale! This woman is being questioned by police because she was caught stealing Nike merchandise at a department store. Now she’s arguing with the officers, speaking rapidly and deflecting. Why are they always on the phone? She could have just given up the items at the beginning and not made such a scene. Parts 2 and 3 in comments below.

@narcoblogger Sigh ~unzips~

🇨🇴 | Una mujer de 27 años permanece bajo pronóstico reservado tras resultar gravemente herida en un ataque armado en el barrio Venezuela, en Uribia (La Guajira). Según medios locales, la víctima es una psicóloga que cursa el cuarto mes de embarazo. Autoridades investigan lo ocurrido.