Gems

@ColtheToffee follow me back Colin so I can DM you. I need to ask you a question.

@NicoleSykes_ Common to ask, less so for it to be answered.

I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment. I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST. HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know. but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.

I wish I had the money...

Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.

@frankcottrell_b Redwall Abbey, just for the menu alone.

Are any literary utopias attractive?

Ptsd in a tweet

@HDmiksta @P19740470 @Traffic_M1 Thank you for the updates!

@P19740470 @Traffic_M1 Yeah only lanes 3 and 4 will be open, they're putting cones now so hopefully soon

#M1 J15 northbound exit (Northampton) - Carriageway Lane Management - Full details at #M1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">MotorwayCameras.co.uk/Traffic#M1 (Updated every 5 minutes)

@Traffic_M1 Can someone near the front let us know when it starts moving so I have time to de-fog the car all the way back here at J19. Please and thank you!

@FunSoph It's metallic blue /grey by me. Very moody!

Wheel of Liverpool 🎡 📸 Bing Zhang

i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun: DAY 1 – ARRIVAL

7 year itch

This website is genius. Click on the link and keep scrolling right. It's both amazing and yet so deeply infuriating... Well played yet again, @ByDonkeys kamikwasi.tax

Unreal

@RoadsideMum If you haven't discovered them yet, may I recommend smart plugs? You can ask alexa to switch things on/off on days where your body can't reach the wall sockets.

@JaneyGodley I can taste it, because 10 year old me said a swear word in front of Aunty Mary...

I can smell this tweet

Probably the most shocking thing you will watch today Where is UK media? Where is the outrage?

@sturdyAlex Umm @LibyaLiberty 👀