Lois with two EEs

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@mand_brun2 I wasn't there but why would they make it up?

Son said ‘ I’m not sure I believe everybody was king fu fighting in 1974’ as claimed by Carl Douglas. I said ‘how could I possibly know?’ far too young 💅

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@Ben_Davison1 Bad for the Libs, I think they meant to say.

The ABC is trying to say that the people of SA voting to re-elect Labor with a bigger majority could be “bad for democracy” The polls closed TWO HOURS ago Zero violence Zero state intimidation Universal voting Preferential voting More candidates than ever Democracy is fine here

@KenMcAlpine @no_filter_Yamba Tch tch.

Excellent

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@de32344 Also, can I straighten up again?

At my age bending down to pick something off the floor is playing “Guess the Mystery Sound”. Did I fart ? Did my bones creak ? Did I break a joint ? All of the above ? 🤔😏

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Bought a new car and part of the deal was a full tank of fuel. When we were driving home, I notice it only has a third of a tank. I was cranky because WTF! When they sent the survey about our buying experience i said Where's my tank of gas! Anyway we are getting it.

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@HenpeckedHal You learn that at wife school.

the smug way my wife walks into the kitchen, casually opens a drawer, and pulls out the exact item she needs on the first try

@JENNIFE55690269 I understand. I bought a red and white striped shirt and my daughter said I looked like Ronald McDonald. I never wore it again. She apologised for it later but damage done.

@LBFizz They just don’t think! Once, when I brought home a new outfit bought for a special occasion, my nearest and dearest said, “Was that the only one they had?” Funny now, not then.

We bought a new car. One of our friends said ' Oh they're having trouble with that make and there's been a recall.' Husband said 'Yes that's why we got it so cheap'!! Another friend said with his nose screwed up. 'Do you like that colour then?' What is wrong with people!

@hunstantonsmith @sturgios We have a Queensland politician, Grace Grace.

@sturgios Ha ha! I worked with a Julie, she married Mr Pooley. Anyway, yes she did, she actually did… 😳

I have just discovered the Lithuanian boys Christian name ‘Jurgis’ - two decades too late to name one of our sons ‘Jurgis Sturgis’

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@JENNIFE55690269 This is a crocodile he did.

@LBFizz Ask him to draw one for YOU. ☺️

My little grandson wanted me to do some drawings, so I did a dinosaur for him. He took a look at it and said, 'Oh that's just embarrassing.' !!

@JENNIFE55690269 He's actually pretty good. Especially with dinosaurs. I did laugh though. He's only 6yo.

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