LettuceChoppette

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LettuceChoppette

LettuceChoppette

@LChoppette

Im not a minor you crackpots. Age: 23 yo This is my jerk-off and funny bullshit account! Don't expect me to take you seriously, twitter is the shit capital.

Katılım Nisan 2022
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LettuceChoppette
LettuceChoppette@LChoppette·
@AbnormalFurries @overdoxxed @Dogegutz @nomeofyourme Oh, they are animals *except* they walk, talk, look more like humans than animals? Okay? what does that make loli? Loli is just kids *except* wait... Except what? Except nothing! their just kids! Keep jerking off to kids buddy!
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LettuceChoppette
LettuceChoppette@LChoppette·
@branewurms @cisgenderhaver I like how you replied to me just to accuse me of something entirely baseless then when you can't think of any logical response you go "yeah sure um beware the impending doom" like what??? just go away lmao
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heɪz(ə)l@cisgenderhaver·
why can't anyone mind their own business?
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LettuceChoppette
LettuceChoppette@LChoppette·
@branewurms @cisgenderhaver No, see this is why im confused, you just made the assumption that if it happened to me i'd try to rationalize it, no, no i wouldnt. Thats your issue. I wouldn't rationalize or justify it. I'd kick myself in the ass for being so retarded as to think a storage unit was a good idea
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@LChoppette @cisgenderhaver exactly as I said, when it happens to you you'll rationalize how you're the only good one who didn't do anything "wrong" x.com/i/status/20593…
underground creepy-crawly state@branewurms

@LChoppette @cisgenderhaver I hope you are forced to learn about it the hard way altho ppl like you always rationalize yourselves as special cases when anything happens to you, so you're probably incapable of learning ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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LettuceChoppette
LettuceChoppette@LChoppette·
@branewurms @cisgenderhaver I have considered myself in this situation and would expect to be held accountable for stupid decisions I make because I'm a fully grown adult
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LettuceChoppette
LettuceChoppette@LChoppette·
@TheIronLord @BloofBloofBloof @Dexerto @grok What none of you guys realize is that psychosis and mental illness can be different from person to person. IF your stupid enough to go "Well I have XYZ so this person is just dumb" then you don't get to be reasoned with because your already suffering from a logic fault
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Iron_Lord
Iron_Lord@TheIronLord·
You might actually be psychotic after that message because that's not at all what I said and you are fabricating your own reality now. Being removed from scociety means Prison or involuntary comission to an institution permanently. I never said anything about the crazy shit you are saying right now.
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Dexerto
Dexerto@Dexerto·
The viral Doorbell Intruder who claimed to be a fictional wizard has reportedly been found incompetent to stand trial Jason Thomas Nichols was seen on Ring footage shouting while attempting to break into a home and will now undergo a competency trial
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LettuceChoppette
LettuceChoppette@LChoppette·
@fromastairwell @cisgenderhaver Have you ever been homeless before? You don't just stand around with your thump up your ass till you keel over and die. Its summer rn and if you wanna stay cool you gotta be inside, but you can't loiter, so you get busy then when you got nothing to do, move on
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LettuceChoppette
LettuceChoppette@LChoppette·
@branewurms @cisgenderhaver I don't see myself as special nor do i think that, I've had unfortunate things happen to me often, so again, i gotta ask, what are you talking about?
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LettuceChoppette
LettuceChoppette@LChoppette·
@OneiroMoon @nuttimeister >posts something surrounding a large amount of drama and upset that points a finger as a specific figure >"Why am I getting the expected reaction?"
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nutti 
nutti @nuttimeister·
amazing digital pilot
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LettuceChoppette
LettuceChoppette@LChoppette·
@PowWowCaesar Me when ive never been poor or managed money before: Duuh what does a fine matteR!!! Why would a HOMELESS PERSON who has NO FOOD STORAGE be worried about NOT HAVING MONEY TO BUY FOOD! duuuuh! DOOOI!!!
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loveturnbelow@PowWowCaesar·
@LChoppette Dumbass thinks a fine is what a homeless person is worried about.
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LettuceChoppette
LettuceChoppette@LChoppette·
@skch_anim @cisgenderhaver Who said anything about protecting anyone? I guess i'd be protecting that homeless person from being fined for living in a storage unit instead of going to literally any other shelter or building
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LettuceChoppette
LettuceChoppette@LChoppette·
@branewurms @cisgenderhaver Forced to learn about what the hard way? Nothing about me is a "Special case" either so, are you just mad that I said someone can't be in a storage unit?
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@LChoppette @cisgenderhaver I hope you are forced to learn about it the hard way altho ppl like you always rationalize yourselves as special cases when anything happens to you, so you're probably incapable of learning ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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LettuceChoppette
LettuceChoppette@LChoppette·
@PowWowCaesar Well I'm not trying to get a fine for living in a storage unit so at least I know im not retarded enough to go to be fined when im homeless
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LettuceChoppette
LettuceChoppette@LChoppette·
@CyclingForMind @cisgenderhaver If you think people running storage unit companies are the greedy capitalists then you've been minding your own buisness too much and need to go outside
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Guy123@guy123_g·
@LChoppette @cisgenderhaver You snitches are too lame. If the worst that’s going on in their unit is them living in it mind your damn business.
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LettuceChoppette@LChoppette·
@fromastairwell @cisgenderhaver No I'd rather walk around and stay in normal buildings than live in a storage unit illegally cause the last thing i need when im homeless is another reason to be fined, yknow, cause i have a brain
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LettuceChoppette
LettuceChoppette@LChoppette·
@goingonabendr @cisgenderhaver "No ones saying their allowed to live there, im just saying that their allowed to live there, also im gonna bring up jaywalking cause thats apparently the same thing"
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@LChoppette @cisgenderhaver no one is saying they’re allowed to live there, they’re saying it’s pretty pathetic to whine about someone doing something they aren’t allowed to do instead of shutting up and minding your business. do you call the cops on jaywalkers
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LettuceChoppette
LettuceChoppette@LChoppette·
@noxiepup Remember when that one beer showed a LGBT icon on it and all the rightists got so offended they boycotted the beer company? Yeah...
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