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@RockingRossK @obbsie @moaningcatsbutt I’m not ex job but I’m going to railway at 50. Ex forces though. Looking forward to it 🚂

@moaningcatsbutt @obbsie Come to the railway. They love ex job. Age no barrier either. I was at the tail end of my 40s when I switched after 18 in. Happy to advise/assist if it's something you'd consider.

Today I had a long chat with this officer who leaves the Met in a months time. She has 9 years in & a wealth of skills. She enjoys the streets & was being forced into a role she didn't want. Her exit?? interview by an inspector was dismissive. A major UK company snapped her up. What a waste.

@theuncle73 North Audley reversal is on its way

When was Harewood Row reversed?

@BigPieMan1 When they called your name and virtually ran off

K boys and girls of a certain era…..this place did some weird things to us right 😳😂

@tony_taxiT @CityWestminster The people working there use it for their vans. Instead of parking in the square maybe 😱

Hello @CityWestminster why have you taken a lane out on grosvornor crescent? There’s absolutely no reason for them no works whatsoever? And have been there weeks are you deliberately causing congestion?

@history99917180 Spotted this turning from Park Lane to Brook St few years ago. Think he went to court for it after being stopped by a real trafpol

In a cafe with a mate. Bloke has turned up on a white BMW RT with yellow stripes on it. He’s wearing a white crash helmet and yellow jacket. He’s even put stripes on the panniers. Clearly trying to look like a job bike. What a sad twat.

@infantrydort @TrentTelenko I never knew which was which… DisneyLAnd DisneywORLd

I’m ashamed to admit this. The B1 callsign is BONE. I called them in idk how many times in OEF. Kinetic strikes, shows of force etc. It did not occur to me until last year that BONE meant “B One”. I had the same problem with “Flo Rida” being from Florida. I’m slow.

@infosec_fox It’s currently 2350 in the UK Sun 1st. This post is 3rd in my timeline and it’s 18hrs old

Once again I would very much love for X to have a chronological timeline.

@MrcogginsGarage @classiccarguru1 Who? Johnny Pickering? You should watch this instagram.com/reel/DVQgbSMis…

@classiccarguru1 Didn't realise you lived down the road from a certain Mr R Pickering.

Got home after a weekend away helping friend on his car Parking busy outside my home so parked down road outside neighbors Went to wash car Neighbor comes out ranting/swearing about making a mess outside his house instead of mine It’s my 997 & soapy water Throws a punch at me😱

@PeterMcCormack @bphillipsonMP Can’t answer the question directly and says later on ‘we’ve been very clear’ 🤡

Get this stupid woman as far away from children as possible. Resign immediately @bphillipsonMP.

@lehain We got given them out and the teacher gave us 5 minutes to go through and find the funny pictures so we didn’t laugh at them in later lessons 🤣

Does anybody out there have a copy of the first edition of the Tricolore 1 textbook that those of us who learnt French in the 80s & 90s enjoyed? Was all based around the city & people of La Rochelle. Ah, memories!!

@ArmchairAdml @DefenceGeek Nearly 30 years ago I read in a Tom Clancy book about someone being at the end of a runway somewhere calling in departures. Posssibly with a copper saucepan involved. Imagine Tom Clancy take on the world of Osint now and what’s going on. Esp with politics

I hear TREND 61 flt 6x F-22s departed Langley AFB at 0804z I’m currently freezing cold at the end of a runway waiting for E-3s and can’t do a proper update post.

@HumanityChad He’s not much older than my little boy. I hope he does ok ❤️

Turkish soldier gives chocolate to a Syrian child, one of the bars drops... He picks it up and thinks he has to give it back.. 😭😭 Look at him waving goodbye!! 😢😢

@orlaminihane Mate get to the dentist asap

Our Country is in absolute dire straits. Financially, Morally, Ethically and Culturally. There has never been a time since Winston Churchill that we have needed such Strong, Determined and Fierce leadership. Voting for these clowns will literally be the nail in the British Coffin! Our future is not a bloody joke !!!! @TheGreenParty 🤡 @ZackPolanski

@King61B @The_LCDC @WolverhamptonCC @transportgovuk How can it fail and pass an MoT in the exact same minute?

@The_LCDC @WolverhamptonCC @transportgovuk Look at this failed mot on a bad wiper but just look at the advisories! I don’t think and hope #Nsl wouldn’t of allowed that a licence #PublicSafety

Just spoke to this @WolverhamptonCC licensed minicab driver who was POB asked him why he was working in London? laughing he said he could “work where he liked” WHAT A MESS @transportgovuk

@Dunkirk_1940 @MercedesBenz So, just the 14 minutes late? Had you planned for the possibility of it needing to be off the road?

Poor customer service again @MercedesBenz. Dropped my car off at dealers for its 1st MOT at 0830hrs today stating and pre arranged for it to be ready no later than 1400hrs due to a school run to collect at 1440hrs. Arrived at 1330 to collect it. Car ready with no faults at 1414hr

@GM1872_ I had no idea who you are or why your post was on my timeline but thank you for telling me that you are a pilot. Didn’t know that pilots liked telling people they were pilots.

Most people likely know by now that im a pilot for Ryanair. Had the fortune of flying to Porto today. Amongst all bears onboard I noticed one man with a Celtic bag. Very provocative. Upon landing I gave him a little surprise. If anyone has a video from the flight please send on

@AlistairCarns You cowered like a little mouse when you could have voted against the NI bill, thus earning the respect of fellow veterans.

Have a great Burn’s night. “To a Mouse" by Robert Burns…..🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧🇬🇧 Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim’rous beastie, O, what a panic’s in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae hasty, Wi’ bickering brattle! I wad be laith to rin an’ chase thee, Wi’ murdering pattle! This poem expresses sympathy for a small, timid mouse whose nest is destroyed by a plough. It reflects on themes of human impact on nature and the shared struggles of all living beings. Go Scotland! Go Rabbie Burns…🥃🥃

@AlistairCarns Disgusting you chose not to vote the other day. Lost any respect I had for you

Good morning world. Have a great weekend everyone. It’s a bit less blustery today…indeed the sun is shining.

@realDonaldTrump Are you saying you’ll get rid of ICE then?

I have been briefed on the Record Cold Wave and Historic Winter Storm that will be hitting much of the United States this weekend. The Trump Administration is coordinating with State and Local Officials. FEMA is fully prepared to respond. Stay Safe and Stay Warm! President DJT

@justChinks Jar of what you say? 😬😱🤣

Since everyone is afraid to ask this, I’ll do it If I fart in a jar and immediately close it, will the smell still be there 20 years later?