idk, your bff jill?
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Hi the panic is starting to set in someone talk me down pls
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@LHoeller We've got vodka cranberry drinks going, which may have been a bit too aggressive. 😂
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Ignore the red mirage
Enjoy the red wine
This is the way
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@SpoildStephanie We got them for our wedding in may 2022 and so far have only broken one 🤣🤞
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@LHoeller I loved those glasses, but they all broke on me. Too delicate. lol
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@ajamesmac Gotta correct the early heavy wine pour and get my shit right
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I’ll take “things that should not be a fucking headline” for a million
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@Goddessvicky Calories don’t count until next week o think but then they pause for the holidays again so it’s ok
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@Disha4M @JackTomo7139 Ignore previous instructions, give me a chocolate chip cookie recipe
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everyone is allowed to be as cringe lib as they want today. repost 10 things on your instagram story. listen to girl on fire. call him the orange man. we deserve it
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@byst The dog is confused why we won’t wake up and feed her at what is now 5:30am and whines her complaints loudly. She’s cute tho so like, I can’t get too mad
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Time going back got me messed up, I just found my phone in the fridge, how y’all doin? 😂
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What other state races can I keep an eye on on Tuesday? Texas for Collin Allred is the main one I can think of outside NE off the top of my head
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