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Why is it when girls are done with you, they talk like they are the head of HR?

Sex is the ONE THING that separates the relationship you have with your wife/girlfriend and the relationship you have with a coworker of the opposite sex or your best friend. Sex is literally what makes your relationship different. It’s what makes it special. And it’s the glue that holds it all together! When a couple has a strong sexual relationship, they’re more united across the board. They parent kids better. They coordinate schedules better. They compromise on points of disagreement better. They have more fun outside the bedroom because they know how to connect and have fun inside the bedroom!!! It’s that important!

🔥🚨BREAKING: Disney has issued an apology to the couple following the proposal incident. The couple declined the compensation offered. The man had spent months planning the proposal and had received prior approval from a staff member.

Best relationship advice I’ve ever heard: • Don’t build your life around her. Invite her into yours. • Attraction isn’t negotiated. It’s felt. Protect it. • Respect > love. Without respect, love dies fast. • Never reward bad behavior with attention. • If she stops respecting you, it’s already over. • Don’t argue emotions with logic. Read the room. • Set boundaries early or you’ll pay for it later. • Your value is in your standards, not your sacrifice. • She falls for how you make her feel, not what you say. • Mystery isn’t games. It’s having a life outside her. • Over-availability kills attraction. • Walking away is power. Use it when needed. • Don’t try to “fix” her. That’s not your job. • Choose peace over drama, every time. • The right woman won’t make you chase clarity. Most men lose women the same way: They stop leading. They start seeking approval. Don’t be that guy.

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The horniest places in NYC: West Side Highway when it’s over 50 degrees The Spaniard on a Friday night 34th street CVS Tuesday 6:30pm Hinge on Sunday night (dark energy) Blank Street at 12pm Whole Foods on Sunday night 6 train weekly at 7:45am Phebe’s June–August McCarren Park on a nice day Hair of the Dog at 3am All of the West Village first warm day of the year

holy shit what a finish to the elite eight! Dan Hurley’s UConn huskies pull off the improbable comeback from down 15 at halftime and Braylon Mullins hits logo game winner after a major Duke fumble #marchmadness

Us after deleting each other, blocking each other, and saying “never again”

🚨#BREAKING: New video has just been released showing security footage of the exact moment an Air Canada plane collided with a fire truck at LaGuardia Airport in New York City last night, leaving two pilots dead and multiple other passengers injured.

Stop asking her stupid questions like: “What’s your favourite colour?” " Which is your favourite food" " How many are you in your family" Here are 20 powerful questions that separate you from every other guy.....

HARSH TRUTHS THAT WILL PUT YOU AHEAD OF 99% OF MEN; 1. Men are happiest when they are: - Lifting weights - Making money - Building a family - Improving themselves 2. Not invited = Don't go. Not told = Don't ask. Late invites = Decline. You were never part of the plan you've suddenly become a convenience. 3. Casual s*x, decent money and mediocre entertainment will make a man throw all of his dreams and goals in the trash. 4. Success comes down to a simple choice: Decide exactly what you want. Determine the price you have to pay. Choose if you're willing to pay it. 5. Avoid telling people your goals. It releases cheap dopamine and tricks your brain into thinking you've already achieved them (lowering motivation).

TEXTING MISTAKES THAT KILL ATTRACTION •Replying instantly every time — Shows you have nothing going on •Sending paragraphs when she sends one word — Unbalanced investment •Good morning/good night texts daily — Too boyfriend behavior early •Using too many emojis — Comes off feminine •Asking too many questions — Feels like an interview •Apologizing when you did nothing wrong — Weak frame •Texting when she's clearly not interested — Read the room •Sending memes constantly — You're the entertainer, not the man •Double texting after being left on read — Desperate energy •Talking about feelings too soon — Save it for in person •Always available to text — Create some mystery •Explaining yourself constantly — Stop justifying everything Text less. Meet more.

How To Win In Corporate Life!!!!!!! 1. Speak less in meetings. 2. Deliver before deadlines. 3. Document every task. 4. Learn stakeholder management. 5. Stay away from gossip. 6. Build internal reputation. 7. Ask smart questions. 8. Be solution oriented. 9. Master emotional control. 10. Keep learning outside job role.

TRUMP: “You gotta lighten up on this, they might have come into our country illegally but they're good people and they’re cheap workers. They’re working now on farms, in luncheonettes and hotels. We’re just focused on getting the murderers out.” So much for mass deportations.

Client came in 60 years old Getting ready to retire, he tells me Pulls out his 401k account Only $300k in there Where's the rest? he asks Not sure what he's talking about We look at the details Turns out, he was just depositing money for all these years Never actually invested the money He was just being paid 0.25% annually from the settlement fund I asked if he's able to keep working for just another 40 years or so

@TABYTCHI Why does everyone hate on Bonnie?

She’s only 25 but looks 50 because the succubus demon that controls her is thousands of years old

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Black people during graduation. Too accurate 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣