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@MarkMcGrathCFP MSTY comes to mind. 105% distribution

Running an experiment. What are the most insanely high yielding ETFs available in Canada and the US? Like the really stupidly high yield stuff. Not dividend funds. Like single stock leveraged daily income covered call trash. Post tickers and yields

@CarlBernardo13 @InTheAssembly $199 a month

@InTheAssembly How much is it?

Members of The Assembly now have access to The Vault. Everything from portfolio management, insider trades, the most undervalued stocks, overbought and oversold stocks, and more. All in one place. The door reopens in 4 days, on May 18, for 24 hours. intheassembly.com

@dalt12345 @InTheAssembly $199 a month

@InTheAssembly Hey bro, I'm planning on joining, how much is the entry fee?

@InTheAssembly I almost fell for her funds. Sounded great and all. Thankfully I came to my senses and didn't invest heavily.

Cathie Wood might be the most expensive lesson retail investors have ever paid for. Her flagship ARK Innovation ETF is down 23% in the last 5 years. The S&P 500 is up 77% over the same period. She has underperformed the index by 100 percentage points. And she has done it while collecting BILLIONS in management fees. A quick reminder of the highlight reel: – She predicted Tesla would hit $3,000 per share by 2025. It is currently $432. – She predicted Tesla revenue would hit $234 to $367 billion in 2025. The actual number came in under $100 billion. – She made Teladoc her single largest position around $80 per share. It trades at $7 today. – She loaded up on Zoom near $300. It trades at $110. – She dumped almost her entire Nvidia position in January 2023 around $20 per share. Nvidia is now at $220, which means she sold the single greatest stock of this generation right before it 10x’d. Morningstar officially labeled the ARK family of funds a “value destroyer,” noting that her funds lost roughly $14 billion in shareholder value from 2014 to 2024. But here’s the part nobody talks about: ARK Investment Management has been one of the most profitable asset managers of the last decade. Wood has personally made tens of millions in fees while her investors have collectively lost real money. This is the part of Wall Street most retail investors do not understand. You’re not paying for performance, you’re paying for marketing. The people who win are the ones running the fund, not the ones holding it. This Friday, May 15, every fund managing over $100 million is legally required to disclose their Q1 2026 trades to the SEC. We will be breaking down EVERY major filing right here the moment they drop. Follow us with notifications before it’s too late. If you don’t follow us, you might regret it.

@TraderBerns @RyanDetrick My thoughts too

@RyanDetrick Why is Cathie wood on there?

Pyramid of the best investors ever. Who is missing?

@globalnews This not good.

In January, February and March, 37,121 Canadians filed for insolvencies — amounting to 17 Canadians filing for insolvencies every hour. globalnews.ca/news/11843496/…

@theblockspot Same issue in the east

The Minnesota Wild (104 pts) were the 3rd best team in the West this season. They should’ve played the 6-seed Mammoth (92 pts). Instead, they played the 2-seed Stars (112 pts)… and took care of business. Their reward? The 1-seed Avs (121 pts). Just absolutely ridiculous.

@MarkJCarney Hire a Canadian company to build the chiller plants for these data centers! I know of one!

It’s time to build.

@tatumlinn I bought MCD in my practice account 🤣

@LJG34Raptor Munger says buy below the 200-week moving average… are we all lining up or just taking notes?

Diet season?

@Darbe @BitcoinMagazine Patiently...

@LJG34Raptor @BitcoinMagazine ...wait for it...

JUST IN: Michael Saylor says if Strategy sells bitcoin, they will buy multiples more BTC than they sold: "Even if we were to sell 1 bitcoin, we'd be buying 10-20 more bitcoin." 🚀

🚨 WARNING🚨 The truly catastrophic chapter in this looming saga..the one that will haunt the markets for years..is that the frenzied army of FOMO traders and investors, those wide eyed latecomers chasing the hype with borrowed money and blind optimism, are about to get obliterated. They’ll pile in at the absolute peak, hearts pounding with that toxic cocktail of greed and fear of missing out, only to watch their life savings vaporize in a merciless bloodbath. Not a matter of if, but when. Yours truly, The Great Martis✨

@yourfriendSOMMI @BitcoinMagazine Gotta keep the ponzi going somehow I guess

@LJG34Raptor @BitcoinMagazine Ponzi must give guaranteed yield to investors..

@Mitchyozr @InTheAssembly Any specifics that you recommend? I've only paid for investing advice once, I'm very cautious and I don't sign up immediately.

@LJG34Raptor @InTheAssembly There’s better groups for retirement investment. He will smoke your account.

Everyone is welcome in The Assembly. From small to institutional investors.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ May 18th, for 24 hours.

@InTheAssembly Awesome, thank you for the reply!

@LJG34Raptor Absolutely. NoLimit doesn’t trade options. He focuses on buying undervalued companies as long-term investments.

@InTheAssembly It's not realized yet.

The US government just made $7 billion in a single day from their $INTC investment. Apple announced a major deal with Intel this morning. Intel ripped 18% on the news. That single move added $7 billion to the value of the federal government's stake in Intel. In August 2025, the Trump administration converted $8.9 billion in CHIPS Act grants into equity in Intel. The government bought 433.3 million shares at $20.47 per share. Intel is now at $124. That position is worth $56.5 billion today. A $47.6 billion unrealized profit in less than 8 months. That's a 535% return on what was originally just grant money handed to Intel for free. The deal also includes a 5-year warrant for another 5% of Intel at $20 per share. Whatever you think about the politics, this might be the most asymmetric trade any government has ever made on a public company. We will keep tracking their moves. Every time they make a new investment, we will break it down here. Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the alert, this is VERY important. A lot of people will wish they followed us sooner.