Levi

Addiction? I think you’re mispronouncing dedication.

@upshine3 Abraham Shapiro

What’s a baby boy name that screams generational wealth and private school tuition?

@Variety Judd Apatow is gayer than ISIS

Stavros Halkias has joined the cast of Glen Powell’s upcoming country music comedy: • He will play Powell’s character’s agent • Directed by Judd Apatow, the film is set to premiere Feb. 5, 2027 via Universal Pictures variety.com/2026/film/news…

@Hunter7___ Cody Johnson does in this case but whatever

@LJM3232 Nobody beats the legends!

Which one of these Charlie Daniels songs do you like more?

@IMAO_ “Hollywood police” Just say the Jews, pal

So would Hollywood police actually arrest them or something if they did color grading more like a comic book?

@nonregemesse A black stealing? I don’t believe you

I actually saw Michael B. Jordan at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

@shwangardini Get bill and spud on the case

Ellie Kemper just talked about pizza on stage at the Oscar's

Influencer 'living the dream' posting videos of himself smoking and drinking all day long trib.al/yrBYzi1

@mikerainey82 Talk about your uncle

I’m starting with a new therapist in the morning. What kind of first impression should I make?

@mikerainey82 I’d toss Sam tallent in there too

Mt Rushmore: Soder, Butterly, Shaner, Na’im.

@AspersionCaster Sad to see dad meet losing

Podcast March Madness 2026- Round 1 - #7 Dad Meat vs #10 Soder

@HunterKY___ I respect that take

Hot take: Kris Kristofferson’s voice was better than Willie Nelson’s.

You're singin' a song about makin' love to your drummer Well gay guitar-pickers don't turn me on And we don't all get into Donna Summer Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams songs?

Of course, that’s your contention. You’re a first year looksmaxxer who just got into mogging. Just finished watching some Clav clip, probably when he got brutally mogged by ASU frat president, and so naturally that’s what you will believe until next month, when you figure out jestermaxxing is actually the meta to rizz foids. That will last until you discover frame mogging and retardmaxxing. Then you’ll be in here regurgitating the HH in the club until your cortisol levels spike

Finally did my Bane impression for her

@Dexerto Deserves jail after he got framemogged by the ASU chad

Streamer Clavicular will be sentenced to 8 years in prison if he's convicted on all counts and receives the maximum penalties

@WhiskeyRiff It really wasn’t good

Zach Bryan Mocks Kid Rock, Calls Turning Point USA Halftime Show “Embarrassing” And “Cringe” whiskeyriff.com/2026/02/09/zac… whiskeyriff.com/2026/02/09/zac…

@KaceyMusgraves You obviously haven’t heard all summer long before

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.