LJM

Tried the Game’s pick up line and got my Instagram reported

Im hearing that on his deathbed Chuck Norris received the light of Islam, and unhesistatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet!

@Hezbolsonaro I just mine myself with a crowbar. Cheaper

My grandpa with cancer said he listened to his first ever podcast episode to hear Pierre Poilievre on Joe Rogan so we signed the consent forms for the doctors to give him MAiD.

beast mode

Hiding replies feels so good I understand how Stalin got carried away

- Shinzo Abe assassin got the unification church dissolved - Bryan Thompson assassination got Luigi a fan club - Charlie Kirk assassination scattered the right so hard half of them think Israel did it and immediately forgot the trans narrative 2020 is the decade of assassination

@Afri_hubb @SweeneySteve In what sense? Your reply was a direct implication that due to the precision of the Israeli strike, he should be thanking the person who shot the missile. So which is it? Was it so precise that it hit its intended target, the ground, to scare him? Or did he miss a lethal shot?

@LJMNeff @SweeneySteve You just spewed nonsense!

Today I$rael tried to kill me in a targeted airstrike in southern Lebanon as I was reporting on was the targeting of bridges and the forced displacement of 1 million people, an ethnic cleansing operation on a larger scale than the Nakba I have absolutely no doubt that this was deliberate. Despite claims there were no warnings ahead of the strike and no notifications sent to the Lebanese Army who allowed us to film As we have seen in Gaza they want to silence journalists who document and report their war crimes It is the western powers who provide political and military support for I$rael, arming it to the teeth to carry out genocide in Gaza and ethnic cleansing here in Lebanon. They are not simply complicit, but active participants and should be held accountable for their actions. But if I$rael thinks today’s strike will silence us and keep us out of the field they are very, very mistaken

@Afri_hubb @SweeneySteve So your argument is that Israel simply launched a missile “near” a journalist to “intimidate” him? So he’d stop reporting? And he should thank the person that fired that missile for simply seeing him with it rather ths turning him into dog food? You are severely mentally retarded

@SweeneySteve Rather than thanking Israeli forces for their precision that clearly avoided killing you, you exploits a near-miss to push propaganda, proving that some "journalists" prioritize demonizing Israel over honest reporting.

@jehovahsflyest You’re gay as hell

know yo worth king

The American Century of Humiliation

@VegaGotBands I mean, just technically speaking, if you’re ingesting 4000 calories a day and aren’t doing the requisite amount of physical activity, it can. But I was intaking over 230g a day at 175lbs for months and never went into double digits body fat lol. Hit a treadmill once in a while

Nigga no the fuck it don’t

He lost his hoe ass family, this nigga boutta get Bron another chip

How it feels to say "lemme see" after they showed everyone but you

Only time i feel alive when i taste dick

@Rotalletta And he looked gay as he ran 💔

paul atreides happy moments (3 seconds)

Calling for swift and decisive #TotalGenocideOfPotSmokers

@MargBarAmerica How poignant and powerful his last words were… I’ll never forget them as long as I live… “AAAAH! GAAAAK SPLURT FUUUUUCK GLUG GURGLE”

“counting or not counting gang violence” bro they were posting me and my girl’s address online for making fun of this when it happened lmao. never stops being funny