LJPArtist

Shout out to the metal bit at the back of the Dan Murphy's trolley that is exactly shin height

#BREAKING: A violent thunderstorm has triggered life-threatening flash flooding at Wye River on the Great Ocean Road, with videos posted to social media showing an SUV swept out to sea and parts of the BIG4 Holiday Park underwater. The Bureau of Meteorology issued a rare take shelter warning for the Otways as 115 millimetres fell in just one hour on Thursday morning. The SES followed with a watch and act alert, warning that intense rainfall could rapidly inundate low-lying areas and cut off access to roads and campgrounds. Residents and holiday-makers were told to move vehicles, avoid trees and check on neighbours. Anyone in immediate danger should call 000.

@Mubarak_mubious They smile more.

what’s the clearest sign that somęone is genuinely doing well in life ??

The politically motivated attacks on the PM re: #Bondi are arguably one of the lowest acts of self-serving political opportunism in the history of this country. Accusing the PM of having irrefutable evidence of a specific terrorist attack & refusing to act, is appalling.. #auspol

I stand with Albo... #auspol #IStandwithAlbo

Ahmed, you are an Australian hero. You put yourself at risk to save others, running towards danger on Bondi Beach and disarming a terrorist. In the worst of times, we see the best of Australians. And that's exactly what we saw on Sunday night. On behalf of every Australian, I say thank you.

@honeymoon250 Avocado.

What sucked as a child but is awesome as an adult?

MRI Results

@tweetbywinter Pickle juice

What's a weird smell that you like?

Happy Impeachment Day to all those who live in eternal hope. #uspoli #trump #auspol

@NefflynBe Drugs AND alcohol.

@Strictlyirene Wine with breakfast, wine with lunch, after lunch wine, late afternoon wine, an aperitif before dinner, wine with dinner and don't forget the after dinner dessert wine.

Name an addiction that society has fully normalized.

@ick_real LASAGNE

what tastes good both hot & cold?? there is nothing 🫩

@kenmoos Australians would also like to know. We use milk, or frothed milk or maybe almond or soy milk. The idea of a coffee "creamer" sounds like an urban myth.

Ok I've been too scared to ask but what the fuck is coffee creamer

I’m alpha and viral in Peoria

IMPORTANT message for everyone using Gmail. You have been automatically OPTED IN to allow Gmail to access all your private messages & attachments to train AI models. You have to manually turn off Smart Features in the Setting menu in TWO locations. Retweet so every is aware.

How's that digital disruption working out for you? AirBnB = Housing Crisis Uber = Slave Wages AI = Biggest Art Heist in History #auspol #uspoli #tech

Methodology

Did you think women were gonna organise it for you?lmao😭

@FreddyKruegerDB The Wizard Master!

Elm Street Brat of the Day.... Will Stanton.

Which Elm Street did it better...