Luke Kalamar
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Luke Kalamar
@LKalamar
I'm a human. I breathe, eat, and enjoy entertainment. I also have arms. With hands.



I don’t get what the gay kid doesn’t understand. If he went to Gaza they’d murder him for being gay. Doesn’t seem that complicated.

May the Fourth be with YOU, from the Obama Presidential Center. Opening June 19. @BarackObama @MarkHamill



I knew Klay had dat dawg in him… ain’t no rapper finna turn my boy into a cuck. Ain’t nobody bigger than the program!. He started cheating day 1… real nigga shit.

Amazon's new head of TV has requested that the ‘MASS EFFECT’ series should be rewritten to appeal to “non-gamers.” A greenlight for the series is expected shortly. (Source: theankler.com/p/why-is-peter…)

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Nick Cannon let his politics be known on a recent episode of his web talk show “Big Drive," during which he called the Democratic Party “the party of the KKK": "People don’t know that the Democrats are the party of the KKK. People don’t know that the Republicans are the party that freed the slaves." variety.com/2026/tv/news/n…

Let's rock and roll! Fox McCloud joins The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, only in theaters April 1. Get tickets now.


CBS News chief Bari Weiss is expected to play a major role in steering CNN if the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger is approved. Weiss was appointed to lead CBS News by David Ellison in October 2025 as part of Paramount Skydance’s acquisition of her media company The Free Press. Read the full cover: wp.me/pc8uak-1lGXCp


Fun Fact: You paid over $400,000 for Kash Patel's Olympic vacation


President Trump argues the country should move on from the Epstein files and lashes out when asked about the survivors' response to the latest release from the Justice Department.

Stephen Miller just called Alex Pretti a "domestic terrorist" who wanted to "massacre law enforcement." Alex Pretti was a 37-year-old American. Legal gun owner. Permit to carry. No criminal record.He's dead. He can't speak. So they're writing the story for him.T his is what it looks like when the government gets to label you AFTER they kill you.

Happy birthday to the woman who lights up every room she walks into. I love you, Miche.





