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@OliLondonTV 🤡

Sarah Paulson wears dollar bill over her eyes to call out the ‘One Percent.’ The actress, who is worth an estimated $12 million, used her outfit to call out the world’s elite while attending the $100,000 per person Met Gala.

So hungover I logged into my 401k and added beneficiaries

Longest playoff win droughts in Big 4 US cities: Pittsburgh - 2,930 days Atlanta - 1,640 days Phoenix - 919 days Tampa Bay - 836 days Pittsburgh hasn't seen team advance in over 8 years 🤯

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@SBBreakers @KillerSportsCom Who is the 1?

When a team comes back from down 3-0 to down 3-2 it feels like they have a tidal wave of momentum. But historically that can't be further from the truth. Teams down 3-2 in a playoff series after 2 straight wins: 1-6 overall 0-7 vs the spread Average ATS margin of -17.4 ppg!

Cavs in 6, dinosaurs aren’t real

Might try running a marathon now that I know it can be done in less than two hours

I'm used to watching an ugly product from a Cleveland sports team on Sunday at 1 p.m. Usually it's just a different sport.

I bet on nba playoffs not a press conference please go back to the game

@RapSheet 6 9 Nice

Full trade: No. 6 for 9, 74, 148

Proof of the auto draft

Sources: Browns intend to auto draft to avoid responsibility for 6th overall pick.

@DiscussingFilm oh hell yea

First teaser for ‘SILO’ Season 3. Releasing July 3 on Apple TV.

Shifting my brokerage accounts to Jarrett Allen first point scorer

@stats_feed You’re welcome

Sam Altman admits that saying "Please" and "Thank You" to ChatGPT is wasting millions of dollars in computing power.

@ChrisFedor 🤡

Chants of USA, USA, USA have broken out here at Rocket Arena. Sure. Why not?

Explaining to my parents what “channel” the Cavs playoff game is on

I saw relatively low prices for the Cavs game (which I thought people would love!). I do wonder if Northeast Ohio might be a little tapped out on premium events given the amount of high-stakes games our teams have been in (Cleveland trails only Boston if you remove NHL)

@zerohedge Steel beams breathing a sigh of relief

EUROPE HAS 'MAYBE' 6 WKS OF JET FUEL LEFT, IEA HEAD SAYS: AP

@Lincs_Wheelman @mrwtffacts ??? I don't understand why you're still replying to me

@LL_ALHARR @mrwtffacts I mean the prosecutors will not just ignore laws if you state you don't like them. If they want to go after a bartender they will, they do not need your agreement of who to prosecute

While on board a Carnival cruise ship, a 45-year-old nurse from California downed 14 shots of tequila in under 9 hours at the bar. She blacked out, fell down the stairs, and woke up in a staff-only area. Rather than brush it off as “one too many” she sued Carnival for overserving her. A Miami jury agreed - finding Carnival 60% at fault. She has now been awarded $300,000 in compensation.