LMEYPFTB

Smoke a doobie suck a boobie.

@djdeltoid SUPER

@geezapatrol would retweet if i could

“scouting the area for pum pum” ~ george timms

you can’t tell eriksen to finish his chances if you breathe loudly from standing up

Mullets are the waves of the white man

somebody just joyode a car into the middle of the bandstand and now a woman is kicking and screaming into the back of a police van, good night so far

got rid of palmer for saka this week….

@geezapatrol it’s the way the waiters force you to say the name too 😭

@lem0nsalsa is a class video tbf

anti haydn rhetoric

@lem0nsalsa like father like pup 🙄

@lem0nsalsa did they answer?

@lem0nsalsa cheers pal, can i have my corona back tho pls

@lem0nsalsa my bad, got a little too excited

The blowy was simply too pleasant, had to tell her to knock that shit off

@geezapatrol too much gumption

@LabKieran was a class save tbf

sweating like tom at kids camp rn

just had 2 people take the piss out of me for “smelling nice”, must say that’s a new one but i have to respect the lengths they’re willing to go to

my sister just referred to milk as “cows pussy power” so will be taking applications for a new sister immediately