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I’m glad I learned about the pythagorean theorem instead of taxes in school. It’s really come in handy this pythagorean theorem season

There are only 3 options here. a) Trump is so stupid that he thinks that the image really did depict him as a doctor. b) Trump is completely senile now, and we should 25th Amendment him. c) Trump committed Blasphemy.

Oil prices will soon converge to the $150+ level.

"Never trust a thought that occurs to you indoors." — Friedrich Nietzsche

Real oil price is at $149 vs $98 paper price. May oil future expires on April 21. Get ready for fireworks.🍿

Riley Gaines got thrown under the bus. There's a lesson in that. Never be faithful to Trump, because he will never be faithful to you.

Oil prices don’t yet reflect the severity of the unprecedented supply crisis caused by the Iran war, but they soon will, the head of the International Energy Agency said. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Oh thank god I was worried Trump thought of himself as Jesus but it turns out hes just retarded was worried for a second

@GrahamAllen IF HE KNEW JESUS HE WOUKD KNOW WHAT THAT WAS DUDE STOP IT

I don’t believe the president intended to depict himself as Jesus when he posted it. He is a believer after all. I do appreciate that he deleted it—something President Trump has rarely done. Discernment is learned, not always automatic.

@conservmillen IF HE KNEW JESUS HE WOULDNT THINK ANYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN ITS CLEARLY JESUS THIS DUDE IS SO LOST

I do believe that he didn’t think of this as a depiction of Jesus when posting. Still, there has to be more care and discernment here.

President Trump’s team never should have posted this image. If he saw it first, he never should have approved it. It’s inappropriate and embarrassing. It’s offensive. (Note: It was posted on Truth Social, not X)

WTI Crude before the negotiations were announced: $115 WTI Crude now that things are markedly *worse* than before negotiations were announced: $105

@Viralvid_89 Import the third world be Mc one the third world

Amazon Employee Makes His Day 10X Worse After Getting Fired.. 1/2.

@FearedBuck That looks like AI tbh

Clavicular walks out of 60 Minutes interview after being asked if he is an incel and about his relationship with Andrew Tate. Clavicular: “Do I identify as an Incel? I mean, how could you ask me that question as a follow up after you asked me about my relationships to women. I mean, that's quite literally the worst sequence of questions I think I've ever heard.” 60 Minutes: “Let me rephrase then. Looksmaxxing was obviously a term created by the Incel community. How do you feel about being linked to that group.” Clavicular: “I'm not linked to that group in any way. Looksmaxxing is self improvement, right? So it's about potentially even ascending out of that category. So that would be kind of one of the goals is to disassociate from being an incel and overcome that. So that doesn't make sense.” 60 Minutes: “You've been seen with certain people who are from all parts of that world. I mean, just as an example, you've obviously shared company with Andrew Tate and other, dare I say, rather controversial figures. Why do you spend time with people like that?” Clavicular: “I see you want to make this political… I guess you watched the Piers Interview. too bad I didn't have time to look into, you know, anything about potentially, you know who your wife cheated with.” 60 Minutes: “I’m not married Clav.” Clavicular: “So I could teach you about looksmaxxing, and then maybe you could switch that up. Thanks for the time, appreciate the interview.” (youtu.be/CXKCoFz3WRs?si…)

On day 1 of my high school history class, our professor got up and said You are 15 or 16 years old. 200 years ago people your age were married, planted crops, had children, and built a cabin by winter. You can do your homework. The bar set for you historically is embarrassingly low. You are not dealing with regional famine or plague. You do not have to save your family from marauders or go into battle to destroy your enemies. You have to sit down and learn from someone who cares about you in a safe, air-conditioned room. You have no excuses.

The world is about 2" away from hitting the wall at full speed and most can't even seen it coming. Imminent energy shortages in parts of the world and for the rest, significantly higher prices. The battle for the physical barrel has begun.

This has gone down very badly with many of Trump’s biggest cheerleaders. He seems to be on a mission to piss off absolutely everyone, for reasons that are beyond my understanding given his current approval numbers.

@BrittanyinTexas Don’t clap for that a hole

Trump just spotted in Miami. He looks like hell. And it looks like hell won.

Sorry, WHAT!? So, having demanded the Strait be opened on pain of all Iranian civilisation being ended, President Trump is now going to shut it himself?

We have passed the point of no return. A global recession and oil at $200 a barrel are unavoidable.