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Dear "Your Body, My Choice" Wankers: Look, mate. I'm sorry you can't make any inroads with women because your mental growth was stunted at some point. That does indeed suck. But this whole thing you're doing? Yeah, that's Nazi behavior. So, this flow chart applies. Get fucked.

The new @xisumavoid banner is here, and it's completely metal! Just like the banners I got when I was at uni!

Her @AaronRodgers12 - Just walk away. We don't want you in Pittsburgh. Pound sand and fuck all the way off.

@GreatBrianLast @TheJimCornette @YouTube They call him Jack Prilosec, probably because he's the human equivalent of acid reflux disease...

Jim Cornette on His Twitter Spat With Some Maga Guy Named Jack @TheJimCornette youtu.be/OgelpTqUuLk?si… via @YouTube

@PeteHegseth @POTUS I see "Operation Tell Everyone I'm An 8 Year Old Playing Army Man in not so many words" is going well. You're a cunt, Peter.

OPERATION ROUGH RIDER = Freedom of Navigation for U.S. ships OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMER = Obliteration of Iranian nuclear sites OPERATION SOUTHERN SPEAR = Destroy Narco-Terrorists killing Americans @POTUS Trump means business — and the world knows it. Peace Through Strength.

@JudgeJeanine You're a TV judge. You've never sat on any remotely significant bench for any significant amount of time. And you're an insufferable twat.

President Trump put me in DC to root out criminals, protect those in the district, and pursue justice. Here are just some of the results.

@SenJohnKennedy Resign.

We were promised that Obamacare would make our lives better. It’s only made them worse.

@JDVance Dude, you're a liar and a couch fucker.

The Biden admin let tens of millions of illegals into this country, dramatically inflating housing costs. They left a series of disasters in their wake, but high prices were foremost among them. President Trump and I are working overtime to clean up the mess they left behind.

@RepMTG Not as fun when you aren't the one inciting the mob yourself, is it? Congrats Margie: these are your people. These are the same people you asked to give you the job you have now. Noticing and lack of quality yet? Now that you're on the outs with them...

I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. The man I supported and helped get elected. Aggressive rhetoric attacking me has historically led to death threats and multiple convictions of men who were radicalized by the same type rhetoric being directed at me right now. This time by the President of the United States. As a woman I take threats from men seriously. I now have a small understanding of the fear and pressure the women, who are victims of Jeffrey Epstein and his cabal, must feel. As a Republican, who overwhelmingly votes for President Trump‘s bills and agenda, his aggression against me which also fuels the venomous nature of his radical internet trolls (many of whom are paid), this is completely shocking to everyone. My phone is blowing up with constant amazing support. I’m so thankful! The Political Industrial Complex and the toxic violent nature of American politics must end. Our country is worth saving and it can only be done if we pull together and save ourselves.

@SenFettermanPA @giselefetterman @UPMC Resign.

20 stitches later and a full recovery, I’m back home with @giselefetterman and the kids. I’m overwhelmed + profoundly grateful for all the well-wishes. Truly. Grateful for @UPMC for the incredible medical care that put me back together. THANK YOU SO MUCH. See you back in DC.

@FBIDirectorKash @realDonaldTrump @FBI Did your mother know you're a बहनचोद, बहनचोद?

President Trump @realDonaldTrump made a historic agreement with President Xi that will shut down fentanyl precursors - this @FBI was proud to play a small part in closing the deal when I went to China

@FBIDDBongino @FBIDirectorKash Your boss is a बहनचोद

Honor, protect, and defend America’s senior citizens. Thank you FBI Boston and partners.

@FBIDirectorKash बहनचोद

Under President Trump’s leadership with @TheJusticeDept @AGPamBondi the FBI and our partners are going after violent Antifa networks all over the country. 15+ individuals in Alvarado, Texas charged with multiple offenses including material support for terrorists - and we won’t stop. Great job @FBIDallas and local partners for delivering.

@FBIDirectorKash बहनचोद

Staying ready for the mission with new FBI Agent Trainees - Class 25-04

@FBIDirectorKash @FBI बहनचोद

The @FBI’s recent partner visits through Asia: -Meeting the MPS in China - the first time in over a decade for an FBI Director - to plan and execute President Trump’s historic agreement with President Xi on stopping fentanyl precursors and saving millions of lives. Special thanks to @USAmbChina Perdue for hosting us. -Meeting with the National Police Agency in Japan - great law enforcement partners in helping the U.S. counter threats abroad before they reach home, including cybercrime and transnational organized networks -Meeting in Seoul with the Korean National Police Agency, building on our partnership and discussing how to take on key issues particularly scam centers affecting America’s senior citizens -Tour of the USS Blue Ridge Command, Seventh Fleet stationed in Japan -Meeting partners in Korea at the DMZ - great allies helping maintain peace as well as assisting us in cybersecurity efforts and intelligence networks Thank you to all law enforcement and military public servants working around the clock and around the world to defend the homeland 🇺🇸

@MintComedicArts Live streaming is an option

Uh oh... She's back...

When both @autozone and @theNAPAnetwork fail touring musicians... This isn't me, this is the tour I just came off of. Bus issues have led to some BS issues...

Oh, look. @AaronRodgers12 is a cunt. Who knew?

@MegaRan A Nightmare on My Street

Best Halloween rap song that’s CLEAN?

@MintComedicArts Elton John has the perfect song for this..

There's this guy called Daniel who constantly comments nasty shit on my Videos, as annoying as it is, Im going to be kind to Daniel, and I think we should all love Daniel because maybe if he had more love in his life he wouldn't feel the need to be so mean and nasty 😀