Left Paw Woodworking Co.

@MarkLastMiner @userchooser Buys local paper to play spot the ball ⚽ #AhTheGoodOldDays #WhenIWerALad

@userchooser @LPWWCo No just so 1980s 🤣🤣

My Starship Enterprise has got waterlogged and packed up 😭😭😭 The water has actually run down inside the coaxial and blown the signal booster. Bastard thing.

@userchooser @nb_Snowgoose @NABO_Official Awe, don't be so hard on yourself. You can be annoying wherever you are 🫶

@nb_Snowgoose @NABO_Official I’m never gonna get to Nantwich to annoy you again 🤷‍♂️

Shroppie closed at Hack Green due a "damaged balance beam". Next update in two days. @NABO_Official #BoatsThatTweet

@Deal_Town Article is hidden behind a paywall, I'm not paying £5 to read it🤷

Nimby's, corruption and political incompetence. The future of Betteshanger Country Park hangs in the balance and could shut for good. kentonline.co.uk/deal/news/popu…

@userchooser Never had you down as a carp fisherman 🎣

Not entirely sure what this says about me?

@Tidyboilerone Almost vintage now! Fantastic 🕺🫶💃

⁦@LPWWCo⁩ Reindeer time again ~ wishing you a Merry Christmas & a happy, peaceful & successful 2026.

@DeborahMeaden I was genuinely unaware there were that many Russians farmers in the UK..

See Farage is rushing to the defence of a farmer and claiming only reform will take care of Farmers whilst denying the consequences of Climate Change which is the biggest threat they face. Bit of consistency would be good.

@AVGirl4Life Shamen - Ebeneezer Good Anybody got any Vera's - sorted - lovely - yahahahahaha

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@otokyo__ Tomato 🍅

Hmm, can you???🍊🍒🍉

@anon_opin Mum? Is that you!?

One of the biggest disappointments in life is finding out that a popular premium gin isn't actually blue when poured from the bottle.

@TheFigen_ Ah well.. it caught me👌💪 #Forza! Caught mem not once, not twice 3 times while typing this 😀

This is how a hedgehog yawns.

@JohnBarrowman @scottmale John from one of the best TV shows ever? #Torchwood was it JB who told the story about caviar and Dame Bassey, also how to smile "bit into an apple"?

If this post offends you then move on! I’m angry! This Bitch Kim Davis who has been married FOUR TIMES, thinks she has the right and moral judgment to challenge my marriage to my husband @scottmale and other loving couples out there in the Supreme Court. We have been together for 31 years and were married legally when the law was changed allowing us to do so. You want a fight you ignoramus you’re gonna get one. Every person who knows and loves a couple whether they are same sex or not should be disgusted by this entitled persons actions. How fucking dare she!!

@LoneStarChica I've no idea what a Cinnabon is! What even is "Cinnabon..!?" Even if I knew what Cinnabon was, I certainly wouldn't know what a Cinnabon is/was PS on a side note ""I've a friend who's eaten a Cinnabon who's having a big sugar rush - what soud I do to help "friend""

Raise your hand if you can spot my missing Cinnabon 😭

@fesshole Legends!

My wife and I like to leave behind clues that we're a couple on the run when leaving budget hotels. Empty hair dye boxes, cut-outs of passport photos, randomly annotated maps. Never get to see e fruits of our work, but I hope it has the desired effect.

@tidyboiler @nb_Snowgoose @NABO_Official Well ..I mean it's that or it's worth closing it, selling it for £200k scrap..🤷 Obvs, by the time it's removed and the site hase been "regenerated" the £200k figure will be £2'000'000 but mwh who cares about old stuff and history - London is soo far away tourists never come here

@tidyboiler @nb_Snowgoose @NABO_Official Oi! No! Do not say it..👊 Don't! It's a historically magnificent, fantastic bit of industrial ingenuity from days gone by, showing us we will, can, and have performed feats of engineering that can cause wonders to future generations - it deserves funding to reinstate it*

Anderton Boat Lift to remain CLOSED all through 2026 as well ! Why is this taking so long? The entire lift was built in 30 months in the 19th Century and the reactivation in the 2000s only took a year !! @NABO_Official #BoatsThatTweet

@nb_Snowgoose @NABO_Official Obviously I'm taking the piss... 2027 hahahaha hahahaha🫡

@nb_Snowgoose @NABO_Official * in 6 months they will realise "Anderson" is in fact "Anderton" "Oopsy" they say "silly me" they say "Sorry for the wasted 800k" they say "Crucial to go back to the drawing board" they say "Anderton specialist found" from Fiji they say - "busy till 2027" they say 🤦

@JamesMoir10 Someone's eaten too much cheese!

Do you remember that book the joy of sex? well here it is again,I’ve made it more contemporary.